Lyrics Mudd Club - Frank Zappa

And here we are, at the Mudd Club, y'all
I hope you enjoy yourself
'Cause the show's about to begin

Hey, they're really dancin', they're on auto-destruct
On the floor, on the pipe, bouncin' off of the wall
Hey, the people here are really tearing it up
On the side, in the back by the front of the stage
They ain't really crazy you can take it from me
I should know 'cause I go everytime I'm in town
If you never tried it let me straighten you out
It's the best kinda place to unfasten yourself

(Mudd Club)
All the way downtown (Mudd Club)
They ain't messing around (Mudd Club)
Just turn to the left and look around
Because it's there somewhere
If you ain't found it, better hurry up
The folks down there's on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
The fact of the matter, it's made for you
Try it on a Saturday about four o'clock in the morning
Or even a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of those fabulous poodles
Doing the Peppermint Twist for real
In a black sack dress with nine inch heels
And then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in
In serious leather
And all the rest of whom for which
To whensonever of partially indeterminate
Bio-chemical degradation
Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle
Of their foaming nocturnal
Parametric digital whole-wheat inter-faith
Geo-thermal terpsichorean ejectamenta
In serious leather . .
In serious chains
Then they work the wall
They work the pipe
They work the floor
And they work the wall some more
In serious leather
Serious chains
Serious clothing
From when they come downtown
From the ruins of Studio 54
To twist and frugg in an arrogant gesture
To the best of what the 20th Century has to offer
Al Malkin is down there right now
Looking for a virgin with nice breath
Why, maybe it's you and you don't even know it!

Hey, they're really dancin', they're on auto-destruct
On the floor, on the pipe, bouncin' off of the wall
Hey, the people here are really tearing it up
On the side, in the back by the front of the stage
They ain't really crazy you can take it from me
I should know 'cause I go everytime I'm in town
If you never tried it let me straighten you out
It's the best kinda place to unfasten yourself