Allan Sherman - Taking Lessons (Making Whoopee) paroles de chanson

paroles de chanson Taking Lessons (Making Whoopee) - Allan Sherman



The modern family
Has time to burn.
We all take lessons,
We try to learn.
The latest new thing's
We never do things,
We just take lessons.
My daughter Linda,
She takes ballet.
Her first recital
Was yesterday.
She dropped her tutu
And her left shoe too.
She needs more lessons.
Then there's my daughter Dottie,
She takes guitar, that's true.
Junior, he takes karate.
Smashed her guitar in two.
For all these lessons,
I have to pay.
I must raise money.
I found a way.
Read my brochure folks,
Learn how to be poor folks.
I'm giving lessons.
Our brand new puppy,
His name is spot,
He's being house-trained,
Our rug is shot.
Our very best room
Became his restroom.
What good are lessons?
Tom studies driving,
He took a ride.
He saw two buses
Side by side.
He must have seen them,
He drove between them.
Does anybody wanna buy a long thin Mustang?
My wife takes cooking lessons.
So help me, she flunked poached egg.
I took one skiing lesson.
You're wrong folks - I broke my arm.
I called the doctor
In great despair.
But it was Wednesday,
He's never there.
He's on the links, folks.
His putting stinks, folks.
He's taking lessons.



Writer(s): Allan Sherman


Allan Sherman - Allan Sherman Live, Hoping You Are the Same
Album Allan Sherman Live, Hoping You Are the Same
date de sortie
16-04-2019

1 Intro to Allan Sherman Live, Hoping You Are the Same (Live)
2 Introduction, Short Songs, Hello Muddah Nevada Style, And a Song Written by Elizabeth Taylor (Live)
3 Taking Lessons (Making Whoopee)
4 A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey)
5 How Van Nuys Got Its Name (Live)
6 Smog Gets in Your Eyes (Smoke Gets in Your Eyes) (Live)
7 Scotch and/Or Water (Live)
8 Sorry 'bout That (I'm Sorry About That)
9 Learner's Brassiere (Live)
10 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease (Live)
11 I Finally Admit That I Won World War Two Single - Handed
12 Dodging the Draft (Balling the Jack) [Draft Dodger Song] (Live)
13 The Rebel (Live)
14 A Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex (Live)
15 When I'm in the Mood for Love, You're in the Mood for Herring (I'm in the Mood for Love) (Live)
16 Second Hand Nose (Second Hand Rose) (Live)
17 A Few Words About the Chinese New Year (Live)
18 Sam You Made the Pants Too Long [Lord, You Made the Night Too Long] (Hong Kong, China Version)
19 If I Could Play Piano (Live)
20 Son of Peyton Place USA (Live)




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