Allatonceness

They've got your attention
The fat and the furious, and your atrophied legs can't run
They've got your attention
The juvenile jilted, derailing all discourse for fun
They've got your attention
The slapstick insurgents with giggles and shits and grenades
They've got your attention
Deluders and doxxers, self-righteous self-styled renegades
They've got your attention
The groomers and grifters, and they've all done their own research
They've got your attention
Antagonized fanboys, while Nazis and rapists sell merch

All this skilful stimuli
Oppression and opprobrium
You'd think I'd riot? You'd think I'd cry?
Instead I sit here fucking numb
The village hall's on fire all day
And nobody knows anyone
I play to win, I came to slay
So come ahead then, one on one

I want to suck on a stone, taste the salt from the sea
Rest my head in the arms of a tree
I want to swim in a brook, push my toes in the mud
And forage from berries and buds
I want to graze on some goosegrass
Chew on chickweed, lie down in the Norfolk Reed
I want to strip by a stream, feel my balls on the breeze
Slide my hand in your jeans and squeeze

Catch me, kill me
Hunt me, buy me
The first month is free
So why don't you join me?

But they've got my attention at the paperless pulpit
And I hungrily swallow their bait
They've got my attention with tridents and truth bombs
And sidebars and shock drops and hate

They've got your attention
And they're not giving it back
They've got our attention
And they really, really hate Disney
They've got my attention
And I think I love it