All You Need Is Science

"Alright class, settle down. I'm your professor
Professor Green Trees
Today's lesson is the science of the high."
"Professor Green Trees... is this gonna get us high?"
"That's the whole point."

All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest
All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest

I'm Professor Green Trees, welcome to the lab
Got my lighter in my right and the facts in my pad
Now first thing you should know before you spark that leaf
Is THC-A's locked up inside of the green

It won't get you lifted if it's raw on the vine
But ignite a little fire, watch the stars align
That's decarboxylation, let the molecules spin
Light it up, take a pull, feel the ride begin

You can torch it in a bowl, you can bake it in a tray
You can pull it through the vape, watch the change take place
From the leaf to your lungs, then your brain's impressed
That's the science of the high, yeah, you know the rest

All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest
All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest

CB1 in the brain, that's the mental ride
CB2 in the body, keepin' pain outside
Endocannabinoid system's built in your frame
It's the network in your nerves, playin' cannabis games

When THC locks in, it's a perfect fit
Like a puzzle piece clickin' in the place that it sits
Signals start firing, mood lifts higher
That's dopamine and serotonin on the wire

Got you laughin' at nothin', in a zone so deep
Eyes red like the sun when it's fallin' to sleep
From the leaf to your lungs, then your brain's impressed
That's the science of the high, yeah, you know the rest

All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest
All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest

Some buds taste fruity, kinda sweet like wine
Others smell earthy, fresh pine on the grind
Some will creep slow, then rock your whole dome
Others hit quick, got you laughin' at home

It's the way that it's grown and the parts all connect
Every puff hits different with a new effect
From the seed to the stem, it's a work of art
Every strain's got a way that it plays its part

And eatin' raw bud? Nah, that won't ignite
You gotta heat it up if you're doin' it right
From the leaf to your lungs, then your brain's impressed
That's the science of the high, yeah, you know the rest

All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest
All you need is science when you're feeling kind of stressed
Class is in session, light your lesson, this the test
Heat turns THC-A to THC
That's the secret to the high, yeah, you know the rest

"Ok, One last thing... pop quiz"
"Aw man, I didn't study!"
"Question one, pass that joint"