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Et Neuste Testament

En Golgatha ess Jubiläum. All sinn do.
Et hätt sich vill jeändert, nix blevv wie et woor.
Nur die Akteure, die sinn noch fit wie eh un je.
Se hann sich irjendwann jesaht: Mer blieven he!
Paar hann Karrier jemaht, dä Rest, dä jeht ahm Stock.
Su wie dä Thomas, dä nix jläuv un trotzdem noch
Mem Wachturm op der Eck steht, oder nevenahn.
Maria Magdalena schaff noch immer ahn.
Dä Chef vum janze, dä heiß Pilatus - immer noch.
Dämm sing Händ, die weeden jetz met 60 Grad jekoch.
En Unschuld einjeweich, em Vorwaschjang jeschont,
Die Amnestie für dä Barabas hätt sich jelohnt.
Denn Barabas ess jetz dämm Chef sing räächte Hand,
Eez nur inkognito, dann Goebbels Jupp jenannt. Als Propajandachef un Superintendant mäht dä Jung die Inszenierung övverall bekannt.
Maria hätt met Josef un Veronika null-komma-nix en Souvenierbuud opjemaaht.
Vum Waggelbild bess zu der Kreuzijung em Schnee
Un enem Abziehbild: Oh, Jesus, ich woor he!
Die Firma Kleenex hätt als Sonderanjebot
Portraits vum Herrjott op ihr Dööcher dropjedruck.
Un en dämm Wühltisch met dämm Schild Bastlerbedarf,
Do hammer Näjel, Balke, Dornenkrone un e Jraav.
Dä Petrus hätt ne Steinbruch. Judas ess Spion.
Dä arbeit für Herodes für ne Hungerlohn.
Herodes selvs mäht en singer neue Fleischfabrik
Uss alle Neujeborene Pänzköpp en Aspik.
Un och dä Esel vum Palmsonndaach, dä ess noch do.
Dä steht jetz bei Fleurop un dä kritt sing Jnadenbrot.
Sags durch den Palmzweig, steht do op jeder Litfass-Säul,
Maach dinge Sklave aff un zo domet en Freud.
Un Hosianna Kaufhaus heiß dä Supermarkt.
Annas un Kaiphas hann e he zo jet gebraat.
He stund dä Tempel domohls vüür 2000 Johr.
Jetz sinn die Wucherer un die Händler widder do.
Se hann Versicherunge, Banke hingesetz
Un die weeden alljemein verehrt un hochgeschätz.
Bundesverdienstkreuz, EK 1 un Fridaachs Fisch.
Un jeden Sonndaach jeht et schön brav en de Kirch.
Nur einer nimmp he kein Sau mieh für voll.
Dä Typ uss Nazareth, dä woos noch nie, wat hä he sollt.
Dä hätt et dranjejovve, süff jetz nur noch Wing.
Dat met dämm Bruutverdeile lööt hä lang ald sinn.
INRI weet hückzodaach dä Denker ennjebrannt,
Su wie ne Jüddestään, op de räächte Hand.
Wä dann noch wiggerdenk, dä weed exekutiert
Oder zumindest eez ens präventiv kastriert.
Jesus vun Nazareth trifft dä Heilije Jeist:
Jung, ess unsere Vatter he? Jo? Dann simmer jo ald drei.
Hä nimmp sing Kaatespill, ze mische bruch hä nit,
Denn et steiht immer fess, wat wer für Kaate kritt.
Dä Sohn deilt uss, dä Jeist säht: Nullewehr!
Do säht dä Bapp: Wat ess he loss?
Ich daach, mer spille jetz e Ründche Sibbzehn-Vier?
Doch Sohnemann säht, met vier Asse op der Hand:
Nä, leeve Bapp, et weet jepokert,
Weil mer do joot blöffe kann!

The Newest Testament

On Golgotha it's jubilee. Everyone's here.
Much has changed, nothing remained as it was.
Only the actors, they are still as fit as ever.
They said to themselves at some point: We're staying here!
A few have made careers, the rest walk with a cane.
Like Thomas, who believes nothing and still
Stands with the watchtower on the corner, or next to it.
Mary Magdalene still works on the street.
The boss of the whole thing is still called Pilate.
His hands are now boiled at 60 degrees.
Soaked in innocence, spared in the pre-wash,
The amnesty for Barabbas has paid off.
Because Barabbas is now the boss's right-hand man,
Just incognito, then called Goebbels Jupp. As propaganda chief and superintendent, the young man makes the staging known everywhere.
Maria, with Joseph and Veronica, opened a souvenir shop in no time.
From the wobbling picture to the crucifixion in the snow
And a sticker: Oh, Jesus, I was here!
Kleenex has a special offer
Portraits of the Lord printed on their tissues.
And in the bargain bin with the sign "Craft Supplies,"
We have nails, beams, crowns of thorns and a grave.
Peter has a quarry. Judas is a spy.
He works for Herod for a pittance.
Herod himself makes in his new meat factory
From all newborns, brawn heads in aspic.
And even the donkey from Palm Sunday is still here.
He's now at Fleurop and gets his bread of grace.
Say it with a palm branch, it says on every billboard,
Make your slaves happy with it every now and then.
And Hosanna Kaufhaus is the name of the supermarket.
Annas and Caiaphas have contributed something here too.
Here stood the temple 2000 years ago.
Now the usurers and merchants are back.
They have set up insurance companies, banks
And they are generally revered and highly esteemed.
Federal Cross of Merit, Iron Cross 1st Class and fish on Fridays.
And every Sunday it's off to church.
Only one person here doesn't take any crap anymore.
The guy from Nazareth, who never knew what he was supposed to do here.
He gave up on it, now only drinks wine.
He gave up on the bread distribution a long time ago.
INRI is now branded on the thinker,
Like a Jewish star, on the right hand.
Those who think further are executed
Or at least preventively castrated.
Jesus of Nazareth meets the Holy Ghost:
Boy, is our father here? Yes? Then there are already three of us.
He takes his deck of cards, he doesn't need to shuffle,
Because it's always fixed, who gets what cards.
The Son deals, the Spirit says: Zero-nothing!
Then the Dad says: What's going on here?
I thought we were playing a round of Seventeen-Four?
But Son says, with four aces in his hand:
No, dear Dad, we're playing poker,
Because we can bluff well there!