Paroles et traduction BAP - Stelll Dir Vüür

Stelll Dir Vüür

Stell dir vüür, do wöörs em Wald un hätts en Axt bei.
Stell dir vüür, ding Frau wöör och dobei.
Stell dir vüür, ne Kääl köhm, jöhv ihr Schokolädche,
Tröök e Mezz eruss un jing ihr ahn de Bein.
Jo, wat däätste dann,
Däätste maache Mann?
Saach mer, weehrste dich,
Oder leetzte dann ding Frau em Stech?
Erstens nöhm ich mir ens flöck dat Schokolädche.
Zweitens däät ich waade, bess hä fäädisch wöör.
Drittens künnt ich en dä Zick paar Christbäum schlaare.
Viertens köhm vielleich do optisch jet bei römm.
Fünftens däät ich dann
Ens ein rauche Mann.
Sextens, suwiesu,
Wöör ich se quit un dann wöhr ich fruh.
Stell dir vüür, do jings spaziere op der Huhstrooß.
Unger dingem Ärm häätste e M.G.
Stell dir vüür, do leef op eimohl einer Amok,
Ballert en de Lück met enem Jewehr.
Jo, wat däätste dann,
Däätste maache Mann?
Saach mer, weehrste dich,
Oder leetzte dann ding Lück em Stech?
Eeztens jing ich dann ens flöck nohm "Foto Porst" renn,
Für en neu Kasett für ming Polaroid.
Zweitens däät ich dann de Bildzeidung ahnroofe
Für 'ne Exklusivbericht op Seite eins,
Drittens däät ich dann och ens laade, Mann,
Viertens frank un frei triff einer nit esu vill wie zwei.
Stell dir vüür, do sitz doheim en dingem Jaade,
Nevven dir do stünd e Flugabwehrjeschütz,
Bovven en der Luff, do köhm e russisch Fluchzeuch,
Dat will en H-Bomb schmieße, eh et sich verdröck.
Jo, wat däätste dann? Däätste maache Mann?
Saach mer, wehrste dich?
Oder leetzte dann ding Stadt em Stech?
Ich jläuf, do däät ich eez e Stündche drövver schloofe,
Dann reef ich ming Fründe ahn, noh der Reih:
"Saat Männ, künnt ihr mir ens jraad ming Kanon ahnschiebe helfe?"
Un dann köhm ich he bei dä Kommission vorbei.
Kreiswehrersatzamt wööt dann ömjelapp
Un et wöör vorbei met dä affjewichste Frorerei.

Imagine That

Imagine you're in the woods and have an ax with you.
Imagine that your wife is there too.
Imagine that a guy comes and steals her chocolate,
Takes out a knife and approaches her.
So, what would you do then,
What would you do, man?
Tell me, would you fight back,
Or would you leave your wife in the lurch?
First, I'd take the chocolate from him right away.
Second, I'd wait until he's finished.
Third, I could cut down some Christmas trees in the meantime.
Fourth, maybe something visually appealing would come out of it.
Fifth, I would then
Smoke a cigarette.
Sixth, why not,
I'd be rid of her and then I'd be happy.
Imagine that you're walking down a busy street.
Under your arm, you have an M.G.
Imagine that someone suddenly goes on a rampage,
Shoots people with a gun.
So, what would you do then,
What would you do, man?
Tell me, would you fight back,
Or would you leave your people in the lurch?
First, I'd run to "Foto Porst" right away,
For a new cassette for my Polaroid.
Second, I'd call the tabloid
For an exclusive report on page one,
Third, I'd load my gun, too, man,
Fourth, one person can't hit as many targets as two.
Imagine that you're sitting at home in your coat,
Next to you is an anti-aircraft gun,
In the sky, a Russian plane approaches,
It's about to drop an H-bomb before it retreats.
So, what would you do? What would you do, man?
Tell me, would you fight back?
Or would you leave your city in the lurch?
I think I'd sleep on it for an hour,
Then I'd call my friends, one after the other:
"Hey man, can you come over and help me load my cannon?"
And then I'd drop by the commission here.
The military draft office will be surprised
And the most ridiculous nonsense would be over.