paroles de chanson Minimum Intervals - Ben Caplan

The minimumm intervals
For conjugal duties
As prescribed in the Talmud
Are as follows:
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you have to steer
According to the old tradition
The Jewish husband is forbidden
To go too long without spending
Time on nether region tending
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you have got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
For men of independent means
Every day is what she needs
Labourers it's twice a week
You've got to make your lady squeek
Donkey drivers once in seven
Got to send your spouse to heaven
Sailors every half a year
It's back to port you got to steer
The pleasure is your obligation
If she gives the invitation
As the radicals to say
She's not in the mood to play
Consent is de rigueur
You always have to check with her
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
The point human beings as such
Need a little loving touch
Every human being just
Needs a little loving... touch