Easy Money

There was a Joe

Leanin' on a back door
A couple Jills
They had their eyes on a couple bills
And their eyes were stayin'
They was waitin'
To get their hands on some
Easy money

They flipped a dime
One said, "I'll take heads this time"
One stepped up, one stepped back
One loosened her shoulder strap
She couldn't speak
Her knees got weak
Oh, she could almost taste the
Easy money

There was this old black cat
Sittin' in a old black Cadillac
The Joe smelled sweet
She curled up at her boyfriend's feet
She said, "Listen, Sam, I got a plan
How'd you like to make some
Easy money?"
He said, "Yes, oh yes

Just tell me what you want me to do"
She said, "Baby, you can trust me
Oh baby, you must be
Hide in my room at a quarter to two"

Well, the cat told the boy
"Come up to the room and play with my toy"
But the Jill set the bait
And she wasn't gonna sit around and wait
But this guy got wise to all the lies
And flies out the door with the
Easy money

'Cause there ain't no man
Who got the money in his hand
Who got any of that bread
By bein' slow in the head
The easier it looks, the harder it hurts
Ain't no such thing as
Easy money
He said, "Yes, oh yes"

Well, on Saturday night
There was a terrible, terrible fight
Between two dames
Who was losin' at the same game
It wasn't clear, but I hear that
Somebody was lookin' for some
Easy money

Easy money
The easier it looks, the harder it hurts
Ain't no such thing as
Easy money

Easy, easy money
The easier it looks, the harder it hurts
Easy money