1 The Sound of One Hand Clapping
2 The Sound of Two Lips Chapping
3 General Hospital
4 Wolfgang
5 Trump Inauguration
6 Off My Medication
7 One Way Ticket to Clowntown
8 Waiting for Hitler
9 My Privacy
10 Eight Arms to Hold You
11 Who Needs Rock and Roll?
12 A Tattoo That Says "Chuck"
13 Unduplicatable
14 I Wouldn't F**k You with a Stolen Dick
15 The Port Glasgow High School Undefeated Rugby Team
16 Legends of the Fall
17 Time to Reproduce
18 It's Tricky!
19 3 Holes to Please Me
20 Charlie Likes Chinese Chicks
21 Where's Neil?
22 Plumb Wacko
23 Richard Niixon
24 Lars Is in My Condo
25 Dead but Not Grateful
26 Berliner Bop
27 Michael J. Fox's Protege
28 Unknown Parts
29 The Fattman Cometh
30 Oh, Gino!
31 You Get Nothing!!!!
32 Stop Controlling Our Weather, Fuckhead!
33 Pretty Boy Floyd
34 Lucifer Is My Friend
35 David, Sanchez, Bovoletis & Babaji
36 You Have No Friends Join My Cult
37 John Candy Was Assassinated!!!
38 A Boy Named Charlie Brown
39 Suicide Is Painless
40 There's a Whole Lot of Losers out There!
41 When Chick Boyd Met Your Cunting Daughter
42 Worship the Lord Harley Davidson
43 Jonestown
44 Kool a.I.D.S
45 The Powder Kegmeister of Canada
46 Son of God
47 Do What I Say
48 Another Song for Christmas
49 Another Song for Christmas, Pt. 2
50 Another Song for Christmas, Pt. 3