paroles de chanson Rap God - DJ Crazy J Rodriguez

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six gigabytes, Slim Linus, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if my hard drive's is fried as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the tech guy ordered
I'm beginning to feel like a Tech God, Tech God
All my nerds from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their USB's the right way to plug in, plug in?
They said I'm just like a robot, so call me Techbot
But for me to be like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My PC'll turn off when I glare it
Got a fat knot from that youtube profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Tom Wheeler was still in office
With cable companies feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an techie still as honest
But as smart and PRO-MLG as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy T-Tech
You don't really wanna get into a gaming match with this techidy tech
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack Mac, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these Counterstrike acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherf**kin' desk
Over the back of a couple of n00bs and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Valve after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is review PCs, feel my wrath of attack
Desktops are having a rough time period, here's a Mac ipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece ass
I'm beginning to feel like a Tech God, Tech God
All my nerds from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their USB's the right way to plug in, plug in?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to Tech immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's more RAM and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a tech guy
Hit the hard drive like an word doc, did nothing but shoot for the cloud storage since
Programmers get taken to school with this hardware
Cause I use it as a vehicle to write my code
Now I lead a new school full of students...