Stupid Cupid

My five-foot friend
Who Cupid brings
I would like to express my thanks
I trusted you, implicitly
But what a double-crosser he turned out to be

Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy (Stupid Cupid)
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly (Stupid Cupid)
I'm in love and it's a crying shame (Stupid Cupid)
And I know that you're the one to blame (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

I can't do my homework and I can't think straight (Stupid Cupid)
I meet her every morning about a half past eight (Stupid Cupid)
I'm a-acting like a lovesick fool (Stupid Cupid)
You even got me carrying her books to school (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

You mixed me up for good right from the very start
And I'll go play hoppin' hoop with somebody else's heart

You got me jumping like a crazy clown (Stupid Cupid)
And I don't future what you're putting down (Stupid Cupid)
But since I kissed her loving lips of wine (Stupid Cupid)
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

You got me jumping like a crazy clown (Stupid Cupid)
And I don't future what you're putting down (Stupid Cupid)
But since I kissed her loving lips of wine (Stupid Cupid)
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me
(Stupid Cupid)

(Stupid Cupid)