Retno Jendil - Doel Sumbang traduction en anglais

Retno Jendil

Malam Minggu aku dinas ke rumah pacarku
Retno Jendil karyawati pabrik tekstil
Pikiran nerawang aduh asyik bakal nyium bibir
Adu lidah tukar ludah susuri gunung dan lembah

Pacarku Retno Jendil seksi seperti Marilyn Monroe
Bombsex bahenol yang kesohor di Saritem
Yang konon katanya suka bikin lemah syahwat
Juga bikin sakit pinggang dan gatal-gatal

Pantat bulat seperti pantat ratu dangdut
Payudara montok seperti tumor ganas
Giginya nggak rata eh mungkin salah pasang
Tapi meskipun begitu Retno Jendil pernah jadi
Rebutan para perjaka tampan

Lantaran lirikannya
Senyumnya dan lenggangnya
Yang suka bikin goyah iman orang

Sungguh aku bangga punya pacar Retno Jendil
Rasa sayang dan cintaku tak pernah luntur
Meskipun aku tahu dia sudah bukan perawan
Lantaran dia pernah keserempet gelandangan

Tapi tak apalah itu soal gampang
Bisa direparasi dengan sari rapet
Asal saja dia bisa setia melayaniku
Seperti seorang pedagang layani pembelinya

Sumpah berani raja singa aku cinta
Kalau putus mungkin bisa gantung diri
Aku tak bisa lupa pada ciumannya
Pacaran baru sebulan eh bibirku sudah dower
Saking agresifnya dia

Seperti peluru kendali
Yang bisa menghantam hebat
Bagian atas, bawah, kiri, dan kanan

Kalau dinas sudah jadi kebiasaan
Pacaran di tempat gelap
Pinggir sumur belakang rumah
Main elus main raba, aih mana tahan
Sampai Sang Janggo suka ikut keluar

Pacarku Retno Jendil mendadak menjerit
Aku kaget, "Lho! Ada apa gerangan?"
Eh, dasar pacarku Retno Jendil kelewatan
Masa ini Janggo disangka ular

Semuanya ya jadi berantakan
Retno Jendil tak bisa lagi diajak kencan
Lantaran kaget dan napasnya ngos-ngosan
Aku bingung mikirin nasib kok sial melulu

Retno Jendil

Last Saturday night, I paid a visit to my girlfriend
Retno Jendil, a textile factory worker
My mind raced, picturing the wonderful kiss to come
An exchange of tongues and saliva, exploring every crevice of each other's mouths

My girlfriend Retno Jendil is as sexy as Marilyn Monroe
A bombshell with a voluptuous body, renowned in Saritem
Rumor has it, she can sap a man's vitality
And cause aching loins and an itchy rash

Her posterior is as round as that of a renowned dangdut queen
Her breasts as firm as cancerous tumors
Her teeth are uneven, perhaps a dental mishap
But despite these flaws, Retno Jendil was once
A battleground for handsome bachelors

Because of her gaze
Her smile and her swaying hips
Which never failed to shake the faith of men

Indeed, I am proud to have Retno Jendil as my girlfriend
My love and affection for her never cease
Even though I know she is no longer a virgin
Having been accidentally knocked over by a vagrant

But that is of little consequence
It can be easily remedied with a vaginal tightening potion
As long as she remains faithful and serves me
Like a merchant attends to a customer

By the lion king's mane, I swear I am in love
If we were to break up, I might as well hang myself
I cannot forget her kisses
After a month of dating, my lips are already swollen
So aggressive is she

Like a guided missile
She strikes with incredible force
Above, below, left, and right

Visiting her has become a habit
We make love in the darkness
By the well, behind her house
Caressing and groping, it's irresistible
Even my little friend enjoys the show

Suddenly, my girlfriend Retno Jendil screams
I am startled, "`What's the matter?'`" I ask
Oh, my dear Retno Jendil, how foolish you are
You mistook my little friend for a snake

Everything went awry
Retno Jendil refused to continue our rendezvous
She was trembling and gasping for breath
I'm at a loss, my luck is always so terrible