1 Happy Birthday Wanda Jones
2 He'll Be Dead in Six Months
3 I Offered Myself As the Sea
4 Hard-On of Iwo Jima
5 Weather of Addiction
6 How I Got Kicked Out of Sunday School
7 Dead Bodies in Her Bed
8 The Favor
9 The Subject
10 I've Been Toilet Training for 29 Years
11 My Love Is an Alarm Clock
12 Writer's Cock, Pt. I
13 Writer's Cock, Pt. II
14 Writer's Cock, Pt. III
15 I Could Be Your Bicycle
16 Parking Lots of Me and You
17 I Have a Lot of Friends
18 I Have Nothing Left to Love Her With
19 Nightmare of Fish
20 A Poster On the Waiting Room Wall
21 Edmund Kemper and I
22 Daddy's Trophy Room
23 Three Moms
24 A Guy They Know That Can Get Some
25 There's a Liar Living in Your Belly
26 A Strange Night in Connecticut
27 My Runny Nose Killed My Girlfriend and My Cat
28 That One Great Thing
29 The Job
30 Wastebasket of My Ways
31 The Horse Thief
32 Born Without Bones
33 There's a Woman Waiting for Us in L.A.