Matchmaker

That night I called it off, I didn't sleep
That weight off wasn't his fault, I felt bad for weeks
I was worried 'bout him, his five-year plan
His small-town mama and all his friends
The rumors, they keep flying 'round
Turns out I'm just going down

As a matchmaker
Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE
I thought I'd be a heartbreaker
But I set my ex and my ex-best friend up
When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms
And now I'm finding out just a year later
That she's got a ring, a date in the spring
And everybody is calling me a matchmaker

Every time he got me cursing, she was my first call
Oh, I guess she must really love him 'cause she knows it all
No, I probably won't get invited
But I should really be in the front pew
And when they bring up how it all started
Hope they give credit where credit is due

To this little matchmaker
Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE
I thought I'd be a heartbreaker
But I set my ex and my ex-best friend up
When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms
And now I'm finding out just a year later
That she's got a ring, a date in the spring
And everybody is calling me a matchmaker

So step right up, maybe you're next
And I can get you in a white dress
It's a gift, it's a curse
And I love showing off my best work

As a matchmaker
Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE
I thought I'd be a heartbreaker
But I set my ex and my ex-best friend up
When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms
And now I'm finding out just a year later
That she's got a ring, a date in the spring
And everybody is calling me a matchmaker

Mm-hm-hm-hm
I'm just a little matchmaker
Mm-hm-hm-hm