Nobodys Chasing Me

The breeze is chasing the zephyr
The moon is chasing the sea
The bull is chasing the heifer
But nobody's chasing me
Too bad, too bad

The cop is chasing the chicken
The peewee some wee peewee
The cat is taking a lickin'
But nobody's taking me
Too bad, too bad

Nobody wants to own me
And I object!
Nobody wants to phone me
Even collect!

The leopard's chasing the leopard
The chimp, some champ chimpanzee
The sheep is chasing the shepherd
But nobody's chasing me, {nobody}
Nobody's chasing me

The flood is chasing the levy
The wolf is out on a spree
The Ford is chasing the Chevy
But nobody's chasing me

The snake, with passion, is shaking
The pooch is chasing the flea
The moose his love call is making {hey Mable!}
But nobody's chasing me

Each night I get the mirror
From off the shelf
Each night I'm gettin' nearer
Chasing myself

The clams are almost a-mixin'
The hens are chasing TV
The fox is chasing the vixen
But nobody's vixing me, {nobody}
Nobody's chasing me