Funky Cold Medina

And we go a little something like this, hit it!
Ah yeah, dig it, come on!

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-O-C?
The girls I saw jockin' at the other end of the bar
Had the drinks but saw no name chump when they know that I'm a star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy "Why you so fly?", he said "Funky Cold Medina"

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
And he licked his bowl and then he looked
At me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone without Medina, pa

I went up to this girl, she said "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said "I'd like a drink", I said "Mmm, I'll go get it"
And in a couple of sips she cold licked
Her lips and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
And when she took off her dress it
Was a big ol' mess, Sheena was the man
So I threw him off, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'?
Ain't no playin' with the man
This is the 80's, don't know you's down with the ladies
No joke
Bring it down

Black in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took her to shout out some contestant on the Love Connection
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'd be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
So I grabbed my coat and hit the door
I said "Maybe I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't fool around with the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'?
That Medina's a monster
Funky Cold Medina