1 Shoot
2 Sex in Commercials
3 Drugs
4 Birth Control
5 Son of WINO
6 Divorce Game
7 Ed Sullivan Self-Taught
8 The 11 O'Clock News
9 Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow
10 Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)
11 Heavy Mysteries
12 Occupation: Foole
13 White Harlem
14 The Hallway Groups
15 Grass Swept the Neighborhood
16 Childhood Cliches
17 Cute Little Farts
18 Raisin Rhetoric
19 Filthy Words
20 Goofy Shit
21 Some Werds
22 Water Sez
23 The Metric System
24 God
25 Gay Lib
26 Snot, The Original Rubber Cement
27 Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
28 New News
29 Teenage Masturbation
30 Bodily Functions
31 Wurds
32 Baseball -: Football
33 Good Sports
34 Religious Lift
35 Radio Dial
36 Y'ever
37 Death and Dying
38 Head Lines
39 Kids Are Too Small
40 Rules, Rules, Rules!
41 George's Disc Jockey Theme and Show Opening
42 Tattoos
43 Hitchhiking (short version)
44 Clerks, Hankies and Emma
45 Elmo's Song / Johnny Badcheck
46 Monopoly
47 New Sports
48 Hitchhiking (long version)
49 Guacamole
50 Nuts in Cake & Toenail Clippings
51 400,000 American Musical Favorites
52 Peas
53 Losing Your Place
54 I'm Musical
55 Lost & Found
56 Public Affairs
57 Snapper Lawn Mowers
58 How to Handle a Heckler
59 Closing
60 The Coney Island Recordings