Paroles et traduction Gloc 9 feat. Loonie - The Bobo Song

The Bobo Song

Lahat ng nakikita ko
Lahat ng nakikita ko
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo

Ang pinilakang-tabing na sariling atin
Natabunan ng mga telenovela na pinilit lang ang dubbing
Walang palabas at mas madalas ang patalastas
Sa aming telebisyon, biglang naisip ko ang aking
Kinabukasan na parang inihip lang ng hangin
Ako ay pilipino sa isip at sa damdamin
Pero bakit ka mahilig sa chinito at chinita
Dramathon sa hapon kasama si tito at si tita

At si kuya at si ate at katulong na parating natutulog
'Pag malapit na maluto ang sinaing
Huminahon ka itay, baka ka mabulunan
Sa laki ng binayad mo, wala 'kong natutunan
Ni kapiranggot mula nung unang baitang
Pumapasok lang ako para mangutang kay ma'am
Ng pambili ng kanin, chicken adobo
Araw-araw ganito, nakakabobo

Lahat ng nakikita ko, nakakabobo
Kahit nakapikit ako, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko, nakakabobo
Kahit nakapikit ako, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo

Pulitiko na sa showbiz, posible na pala
Ang dami nang artista sa pulitika
Tanga, bobo, inutil, walang pinag-aralan
Hangal, hung-hang, sino bang pinagmanahan?
Uto-uto, sunod-sunuran sa kung anong makita ng mata
Upang mapansin ka ng madla
Para masabi lang na in ka sa mga pormang petmalu
In the loop sa chika chuvanes ke churva eklavu
Mga tsismis na nahuli na nang isang dekada
May pelikula kaya ngayon sila'y mag syota

The who itong starlet na sa banyo nadulas
'Wag na 'wag mong ililipat' susunod na sa The Buzz
One, two, three, teka lang nauna me
Makakakita ka ng mga natapakan sa TV
Habang kumakain ng kanin, chicken adobo
Ayoko ng ganito, nakakabobo

Lahat ng nakikita ko, nakakabobo
Kahit nakapikit ako, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko, nakakabobo
Kahit nakapikit ako, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo

Takot kang magtanong, takot kang magpaulit
Takot ka ring lumapit sa guro mo na masungit
Takot kang magtanong, takot kang magpaulit
Kaya pala takot ka magsagot sa pagsusulit
Kala mo alam mo 'to, kala mo alam mo 'yan
Kala mo porket tagalog, puro lang kabaduyan
Kala mo porket mahirap ka, hanggang diyan ka na lang
Kala mo alam mo na lahat, wala ka pang alam

Kasi lahat ng nakikita mo, akala mo tama
Maghapon ka sa TV mo na nakatunganga
Nakapangalumbaba simula pa nung bata
'Di naman importanteng magpakadalubhasa
Ang akin lang naman, ikaw ay maliwanagan
'Wag na 'wag mong gawing dahilan ang kahirapan
Maniwala, pero 'wag umasa sa himala
Wala pang nananalo sa lotto na 'di tumataya

Kaya palayain mo ang utak mong nakakulong
Mas masahol pa sa bobo ang bobong nagmarunong
Kung ang pag-iisip para sa 'yo'y nakakangawit
Ibenta mo ang utak mo kung 'di mo ginagamit
'Wag kang magalit kung laman ng bao ay ampao
Pilipino lang ako 'pag nananalo si Pacquiao
'Pag narinig ko ang kanin, chicken adobo
Nakakaindak kahit nakakabobo

Lahat ng nakikita ko, nakakabobo
Kahit nakapikit ako, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko, nakakabobo
Kahit nakapikit ako, nakakabobo
Lahat ng nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakakabobo

Takot kang magtanong, takot kang magpaulit
Takot ka ring lumapit sa guro mo na masungit
Takot kang magtanong, takot kang magpaulit
Kaya pala takot ka magsagot sa pagsusulit
Kala mo alam mo 'to, kala mo alam mo 'yan
Kala mo porket tagalog, puro lang kabaduyan
Kala mo porket mahirap ka, hanggang diyan ka na lang
Kala mo alam mo na lahat, wala ka pang alam

Bobo

The Bobo Song

Everything I see
Everything I see
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid

The silver screen that was once ours
Has been covered by telenovelas with forced dubbing
No output, more often commercials
On our television, I suddenly thought of my
Future as if it was just blown by the wind
I am a Filipino in mind and heart
But why are you so fond of chinito and chinita?
Afternoon drama with uncle and aunt

And brother and sister and the maid who's always asleep
When the rice is almost cooked
Calm down, father, you might choke
For how much you paid, I didn't learn anything
Not a bit since first grade
I'm just going in to borrow money from ma'am
To buy rice, chicken adobo
Every day it's like this, it's making me stupid

Everything I see makes me stupid
Even when I close my eyes, it makes me stupid
Everything I see, even with my eyes closed
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid
Everything I see makes me stupid
Even when I close my eyes, it makes me stupid
Everything I see, even with my eyes closed
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid

A politician in showbiz, it's possible
So many artists in politics
Stupid, dumb, useless, uneducated
Foolish, ignorant, who did they take after?
Gullible, following whatever the eyes see
To get the attention of the crowd
Just so you can say you're in with the "petmalu" forms
In the loop with the chika chuvanes ke churva eklavu
Gossip that's already a decade old
I wonder if they have a movie, now they're a couple

The who, this starlet who slipped in the bathroom
Don't you dare miss it, it's next on The Buzz
One, two, three, looks like I'm first
You'll see those who are stepped on on TV
While eating rice, chicken adobo
I don't want this, it makes me stupid

Everything I see makes me stupid
Even when I close my eyes, it makes me stupid
Everything I see, even with my eyes closed
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid
Everything I see makes me stupid
Even when I close my eyes, it makes me stupid
Everything I see, even with my eyes closed
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid

You're afraid to ask, you're afraid to repeat
You're also afraid to approach your grumpy teacher
You're afraid to ask, you're afraid to repeat
No wonder you're afraid to answer the test
You think you know this, you think you know that
You think just because it's Tagalog, it's all corny
You think just because you're poor, that's all you'll ever be
You think you know everything, you don't know anything yet

Because everything you see, you think is right
You're glued to your TV all day long
Chin on your hand since you were a child
It's not important to be an expert
All I want is for you to be enlightened
Don't ever use poverty as an excuse
Believe, but don't rely on miracles
No one has ever won the lottery without playing

So free your imprisoned mind
A stupid person who became rich is even worse than a stupid person
If thinking is tiring for you
Sell your brain if you're not using it
Don't be angry if the contents of the coconut shell is empty
I'm only Filipino when Pacquiao wins
When I hear rice, chicken adobo
It makes me want to dance even though it makes me stupid

Everything I see makes me stupid
Even when I close my eyes, it makes me stupid
Everything I see, even with my eyes closed
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid
Everything I see makes me stupid
Even when I close my eyes, it makes me stupid
Everything I see, even with my eyes closed
Makes me, makes me, makes me stupid

You're afraid to ask, you're afraid to repeat
You're also afraid to approach your grumpy teacher
You're afraid to ask, you're afraid to repeat
No wonder you're afraid to answer the test
You think you know this, you think you know that
You think just because it's Tagalog, it's all corny
You think just because you're poor, that's all you'll ever be
You think you know everything, you don't know anything yet

Stupid