Sucking Cowboy

My horse done got bit by a snake, and we got a many more miles to go!
What can I do but
But to bite out the poison?
Suckin suckin suckin suckin the poison from my horse's leg!

We've ridden many a mile and many a more to go!
Along in the trail a wild hombre appeared,
And unzipped his fly!
And a fly shucks Luke!
Its been a while since I've had another guy!

Along in the trail, another wild hombre did appear!
And unzipped his fly!
Suckin suckin suckin suckin
Suckin and suckin!

Im the suckin cowboy!
Suckin and suckin and suckin!
Suckin and suckin and suckin!

My horse done got bit by a snake, and we got many a more miles to go!
What can I do but to bite out the poison?
Suckin and suckin and suckin the poison from my horses leg!

Along in the trail, another wild hombre did appear!
And unzipped his fly!
I'm the sucking cowboy!
Suckin and suckin and suckin and suckin
Suckin and suckin and suckin!

My snake bit horse has covered many
A mile, with many a more mile to go!
Suckin and suckin and suckin! I'm the suckin cowboy!
Suckin and suckin and suckin!

Shucks!
Along rides another hombre and wonders what the hell?
I'm trying to save my snake bit horse!
We've travelled many a mile!
With many a more mile to go!
He undoes his fly!
And I'm the sucking cowboy!
Suckin and suckin and suckin!
Deeper and deeper and deeper!

Me and my horse have died!

Me and my horse have died!

To my surprise I've been revived!
Seen some hombre done saved our lives
All I can do is to look into his eyes
As this hombre's lips done melted on mine
How could two cowboys fall into each
Others arms and realize that love is surreal
Between two guys?

I reconcile Luke, my love for you is no fluke
Wild hombre, you sure are fine!