Move 'Em Out!

Move 'em out, move 'em out
If you mess around with women
Boy, your wallet takes a trimmin'
Move 'em out, move 'em out
Better listen to me, cousin
I've got stories by the dozen
Move 'em out, move 'em out
Move 'em out
I met a gal named Alice
Somewhere down near Dallas, oh wow
And me and Alice still remember
Alice now and how
Little Alice hit the town
Spent every cent in Dallas
Like a pirate in a palace
Picked me clean, made me mean
Now I'm tough, I treat 'em rough
No more mister nice guy, uh-uh
Move 'em out, move 'em out
If you mess around with women
Boy, your wallet takes a trimmin'
Move 'em out, move 'em out
Better listen to me, cousin
I've got stories by the dozen
Move 'em out, move 'em out
Move 'em out
I met a doll named Tammy
Down around Miami, oh my
And me and Tammy sucked
And drank Miami dry, bye-bye
Then miss Tammy hit the town
And she was worse than Alice
And Miami worse than Dallas
Crazy fool, blew my cool
I forgot the golden rule
No more mister nice guy, uh-uh
Move 'em out, move 'em out
If you want a taste of honey
Man, you're gonna waste your money
Move 'em out, move 'em out
Right from Maine to California
Don't forget, I tried to warn ya
Move 'em out, move 'em out
Move 'em out
So I became a loner
Out in Arizona, oh well
I lived alone as Jonah
Moaning in his whale, oh hell
Hated being on my own
But then I met Ramona
Who's an heiress from Pomona
Outta sight, dynamite
Gonna change the roles tonight
Call me mister nice guy, uh-huh
Move 'em in, move 'em in
If a gal's without a fella
She's got rain but no umbrella
Move 'em in, live in sin
With no gal, just like I told ya
Guys can die of melancholia
You can't win, so move 'em in
Though we fight 'em hell for leather
We were meant to be together
There's no doubt, not a doubt
We can never, ever, ever move 'em out
Move 'em out, move 'em out
We can never, ever, ever move 'em out