paroles de chanson The Next Console War - J.T. Machinima

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Order
Order in the court
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury please be seated
Mr.Skullkrunsjer please take the stand
Eh... Eh thank you your honor
I don't like playing favourites
You know how much I hate it
I never wanted to break anyones hearts
It's tearing up my insides, Because I have to pick sides
Why do the two of you have to make this so hard!
What's up everyone cause this won't be fun, I've got to choose between ps4 or xbox one
Microsoft you got the kinect it's hot it can recognize me when I step on the spot
"Welcome back master" I got my own robot, if you want customization it will give u a lot
It never turns off, and that seems pretty sweet, but that that thing will watch me when I sleep
OKAY, sony what you got fo me
Is the ps4 gonna try to controll me, Luckely the camera is not mandatory
This Consoll war will go down in his-tory!
100 bucks cheaper sounds like a deal, controller with a touchpad "I wanna feel"
Sweet gaming engine, fricking unreal
Plus u can share games
NOW I'M GONNA STEAL
I don't like playing favourites
You know how much I hate it
I never wanted to break anyones hearts
It's tearing up my insides, Because I have to pick sides
Why do the two of you have to make this so hard!
Xbox live has always been worth it
And the new system is gonna run on the same service
Sony you better step the network up, because Psn didn't really get work done
"Playstation plus", you outta try it, Enhances the experience "but you gotta buy it"
Psn is playing catch up now, because microsoft got the best online around
They got Titanfall and of course halo
Vs infamous second sons and killzone
Exclusive names, which one to choose
All I know is red rings I'm done with you
Sony you got your share of problems too
Defective disk drives and GPU
This next gen stuff better be grade A beef
Because my back-up plan is a nintendo Wii!!
I don't like playing favourites
You know how much I hate it
I never wanted to break anyones hearts
It's tearing up my insides, because I have to pick sides
Why do the two of you have to make this so hard!
The Xbox at E3, Totall disaster
Microsoft was the stock of laughter
Changed all your policies to keep the fans happy
While the guys at nintendo were rappidly fapping
Sonny you're not off the hook, the microsoft meltdown may have made you look good
But that's about it, and I don't call that balanced
Plus your playstation looks like the xbox in a tallance
Hey don't get mad cause I just dissed them
Atleast destiny will be released on both systems
Bungee making games for playstaion now?!?
Microsoft that was your producal pal
Next gen will take the world by storm
By the end of this rap will be the third world war
Everybody talking smack about the other consoll
Sroll down to the comments and read them all!
Which one should I own, I'm still not sold
I got these consoll trolls are at my throat
They are gonna crusify me either way I go
So screw you all I'm going to buy them both
I don't like playing favourites
You know how much I hate it
I never wanted to break anyones hearts
It's tearing up my insides, because I have to pick sides
Why do the two of you have to make this so hard!
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