tutorial: how to lie

You said you owned a house in thirteen different states and I'm a fool
Cause you only said those things about yourself to make you cool
And I would have liked you regardless but I can't
Cause you're a complicated liar

And honestly
It couldn't be me
Can I get a tutorial on how you lie like that
(tut, tut)
(tut, tut)
(tut, tut)

Every celebrity that I mention
You have a story on how they know you're name
And how you brought them fame
And I beg for you to be yourself

And honestly
It couldn't be me
Can I get a tutorial on how you lie like that
And honestly
It couldn't really be me
Can I get a tutorial on how you lie like that
(tut, tut)
(tut, tut)
(tut, tut)