paroles de chanson Get Schwifty Numero Dos - JT Music
SHOW
ME
WHAT
YOU
GOT!
Oh
geez
rick
the
cromulons
are
back
again!
Oh
wow
Morty,
th-th-that's
uncanny.
It's
almost
as
if
two
pathetic
Youtube
guys
decided
to
make
their
own
tribute
to
Rick
and
Morty's
adventures.
An-And
they
couldn't
think
of
a
more
original
way
to
start
the
song.
Wait,
what
are
you
talking
about?
Nevermind,
that
doesn't
make
any
sense.
Morty
and
MC
Bulldops
back
in
the
hizzy!
All
my
glip
glops,
all
my
glip
glops
put
your
hands
in
the
air!
Morty,
Morty
drop
me
a
fat
beat!
Ok
Rick.
Representin'
Earth
C-137.
Y-You
won't
get
a
better
Rick
Sanches
in
any
dimension.
ARREST
HIM!
HE'S
GOT
A
LIST
OF
FEDERAL
OFFENCES!
None
of
which
were
sexual.
Everybody
consented.
(burp)
I
get
up
in
the
morning.
Pull
my
Morty
out
of
bed.
Time
for
another
demented
adventure
again!
Every
time
we
come
this
close
to
ending
up
dead.
Remember
when
we
buried
ourselves?
That
messed
with
my
head!
Yeah
that
was
dark.
It's
in
the
past
though
Morty.
I'm
gonna
have
to
ask
you
to
put
this
up
your
asshole
shortly.
NO
WAY!
I
was
a
victim
of
a
jellybean
predator!
Think
of
it
this
way
Morty.
You're
just
building
more
character.
Let's
face
it
Beth.
your
father's
off
his
rocker.
I've
got
no
regrets
Jerry.
(burp)
But
i
can't
speak
for
my
daughter!
Oh
my
god,
this
family
is
such
a
embarrassment.
Nobody
asked
you
summer.
Come
back
when
you
become
relevant!
You
have
the
formula
for
Dark
Matter!
Give
it
to
me!
Check
between
my
asscheeks
if
you
want
the
recipe.
I'll
shock
you
like
a
mindfuck.
Call
it
Inception.
Just
like
Scary
Terry.
I'M
ALL
UP
IN
YOUR
HEAD
BITCH!
Oh,
hi
Jessica.
Morty
ignore
that
chick.
Ya
know,
human
females
only
have
3 orifices.
Why
would
anyone
need
more
than
that
rick?
Trust
me
morty.
You're
gonna
get
bored
of
that
quick.
DROP
SOME
MORE
OF
THAT
CHORUS
SHIT!
Schwifty
Get
Schwifty
Wubba
Lubba
dub
dub.
Schwifty
Get
Schwifty
Wubba
lubba
dub
dub
I
gotta
go
to
school
Rick.
That's
what
my
parents
say.
Shut
up
Morty.
(burp)
You
don't
have
any
friends
there
anyway
At
least
when
i
had
a
kid.
I
stuck
around!
You
raised
him
pretty
well.
He
destroyed
the
whole
fuckin'
town.
A
sexbot
Morty?
That's
the
best
you
can
do?
You
needed
me
to
get
Jessica
interested
in
you.
Well
don't
forget
you
couldn't
make
it
work
out
with
Unity.
Sounds
like
a
job
for
Mr.
Meeseeks!
LOOK
AT
ME!
I'M
FED
UP
WITH
ALWAYS
GETTING
TAKEN
FORGRANTED!
I
SHOULDA
KILLED
YOUR
ASS
BACK
AT
THE
FESTIVAL
BACK
ON
PURGE
PLANET!
Woah,
Morty,
I'm
impressed,
That
was
pretty
harsh.
Sorry
Rick,
I
gotta
lay
off
the
Yummy
Yums
Bars.
It's
all
good,
little
man.
My
homies
got
our
back.
Birdperson.
Squanchy.
Even
Reverse
Giraffe!
(SCREAM)
Just
a
parasite,
It's
under
control.
Good
job
Rick!
Thanks
Mr.
Poopybutthole.
Schwifty
Get
Schwifty
Wubba
lubba
dub
dub
Schwifty
Get
Schwifty
Wubba
lubba
dub
dub
YEAH!
Rick
and
Morty!
Morty
and
Rick!
Track
number
two.
NUMERO
DOS!
YEAH!
This
is
our
song!
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Get
Schwifty.
MORTY
ON
THE
MIC!
AND
I'M
HIGH
ON
PURGENOL!
I'LL
SET
FIRE
TO
THIS
TRACK!
BEFORE
I
FUCKIN'
BURN
YOU
ALL!
You
know
i
may
not
be
smart.
But
i've
got
a
lot
of
heart.
I
make
all
the
tough
calls.
Like
the
time
i
killed
Fart.
Yeah
Morty
we'll
do-
We'll
do
whatever
it
costs.
TO
GET
THAT
MULAN
SZECHUAN
TERIYAKI
DIPPING
SAUCE!
Even
if
it
means
calling
in
Seal
Team
Ricks.
Just
kidding.
LICK
MY
BALLS
YOU
TALENTLESS
DICKS!
I'm
the
one
true
Morty.
And
that's
a
fact.
Alone
we
aren't
much.
But
we're
strong
as
a
pack!
I'm
the
Mortiest
Morty.
And
that
makes
me
pretty
awesome.
Careful,
a
cocky
Morty.
Can
lead
to
some
real
problems.
Let's
take
a
break
at
Blips
and
Chitz!
Watchin'
Ball
Fondlers.
It's
the
shit!
Pest
Patrol
with
Pickle
Rick!
Kalaxian
crystals,
Give
me
a
hit.
I
survived
Anatomy
Park.
Get
on
my
level.
I
made
Satan
my
bitch.
Now
he
calls
me
The
Devil!
Portal
hoppin'
every
day.
It's
my
favorite
hobby.
SHUT
THE
DOOR!
Can't
you
see
that
i'm
Squanching?!
You
couldn't
trick
me
with
a
multi-layered
simulation.
Guess
who
collapsed
the
Galast-Galastic
Federation.
I've
got
a
solution
for
any
situation.
Even
Tiny
Rick
was
a
massive
sensation!
Schwifty
Get
Schwifty
Wubba
lubba
dub
dub
Schwifty
Get
Schwifty
Wubba
lubba
dub
dub
Yeah
motherfuckers!
Rick
and
Morty!
Ah,
Rick
and
Morty
Rap!
Ah
uh
yeahhhhh
Season
3,
Rick
and
Morty
Rap!
Season
3,
Rick
and
Morty!
Um,
all
day,
all
night.
Only,
well,
on.
Fuck...
On
ah
Sunday
nights.
But
yeahhhhh
I
LIKE
WHAT
YOU
GOT!
I
WILL
NOW
SUBSCRIBE
TO
THIS
YOUTUBE
CHANNEL.
AND
PERHAPS
CHECK
OUT
THEIR
MERCH
STORE.
I
REALLY
HOPE
THESE
HATS
COME
IN
CROMULON
SIZE.
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