paroles de chanson Get Schwifty Numero Dos - JT Music

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Oh geez rick the cromulons are back again!
Oh wow Morty, th-th-that's uncanny.
It's almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys decided to
make their own tribute to Rick and Morty's adventures.
An-And they couldn't think of a more original way to start the song.
Wait, what are you talking about?
Nevermind, that doesn't make any sense.
Morty and MC Bulldops back in the hizzy!
All my glip glops, all my glip glops put your hands in the air!
Morty, Morty drop me a fat beat!
Ok Rick.
Representin' Earth C-137.
Y-You won't get a better Rick Sanches in any dimension.
ARREST HIM!
HE'S GOT A LIST OF FEDERAL OFFENCES!
None of which were sexual.
Everybody consented.
(burp)
I get up in the morning.
Pull my Morty out of bed.
Time for another demented adventure again!
Every time we come this close to ending up dead.
Remember when we buried ourselves?
That messed with my head!
Yeah that was dark.
It's in the past though Morty.
I'm gonna have to ask you to put this up your asshole shortly.
NO WAY!
I was a victim of a jellybean predator!
Think of it this way Morty.
You're just building more character.
Let's face it Beth. your father's off his rocker.
I've got no regrets Jerry.
(burp)
But i can't speak for my daughter!
Oh my god, this family is such a embarrassment.
Nobody asked you summer.
Come back when you become relevant!
You have the formula for Dark Matter!
Give it to me!
Check between my asscheeks if you want the recipe.
I'll shock you like a mindfuck.
Call it Inception.
Just like Scary Terry.
I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH!
Oh, hi Jessica.
Morty ignore that chick.
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices.
Why would anyone need more than that rick?
Trust me morty.
You're gonna get bored of that quick.
DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba Lubba dub dub.
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
I gotta go to school Rick.
That's what my parents say.
Shut up Morty.
(burp)
You don't have any friends there anyway
At least when i had a kid.
I stuck around!
You raised him pretty well.
He destroyed the whole fuckin' town.
A sexbot Morty?
That's the best you can do?
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you.
Well don't forget you couldn't make it work out with Unity.
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks!
LOOK AT ME!
I'M FED UP WITH ALWAYS GETTING TAKEN FORGRANTED!
I SHOULDA KILLED YOUR ASS BACK AT THE FESTIVAL BACK ON PURGE PLANET!
Woah, Morty, I'm impressed, That was pretty harsh.
Sorry Rick, I gotta lay off the Yummy Yums Bars.
It's all good, little man.
My homies got our back.
Birdperson.
Squanchy.
Even Reverse Giraffe!
(SCREAM)
Just a parasite, It's under control.
Good job Rick!
Thanks Mr. Poopybutthole.
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
YEAH!
Rick and Morty!
Morty and Rick!
Track number two.
NUMERO DOS!
YEAH!
This is our song!
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Get Schwifty.
MORTY ON THE MIC!
AND I'M HIGH ON PURGENOL!
I'LL SET FIRE TO THIS TRACK!
BEFORE I FUCKIN' BURN YOU ALL!
You know i may not be smart.
But i've got a lot of heart.
I make all the tough calls.
Like the time i killed Fart.
Yeah Morty we'll do-
We'll do whatever it costs.
TO GET THAT MULAN SZECHUAN TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE!
Even if it means calling in Seal Team Ricks.
Just kidding.
LICK MY BALLS YOU TALENTLESS DICKS!
I'm the one true Morty.
And that's a fact.
Alone we aren't much.
But we're strong as a pack!
I'm the Mortiest Morty.
And that makes me pretty awesome.
Careful, a cocky Morty.
Can lead to some real problems.
Let's take a break at Blips and Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers.
It's the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian crystals, Give me a hit.
I survived Anatomy Park.
Get on my level.
I made Satan my bitch.
Now he calls me The Devil!
Portal hoppin' every day.
It's my favorite hobby.
SHUT THE DOOR!
Can't you see that i'm Squanching?!
You couldn't trick me with a multi-layered simulation.
Guess who collapsed the Galast-Galastic Federation.
I've got a solution for any situation.
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation!
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Yeah motherfuckers!
Rick and Morty!
Ah, Rick and Morty Rap!
Ah uh yeahhhhh
Season 3, Rick and Morty Rap!
Season 3, Rick and Morty!
Um, all day, all night.
Only, well, on.
Fuck... On ah Sunday nights.
But yeahhhhh
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!
I WILL NOW SUBSCRIBE TO THIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
AND PERHAPS CHECK OUT THEIR MERCH STORE.
I REALLY HOPE THESE HATS COME IN CROMULON SIZE.