paroles de chanson One Helluva Pair - JT Music

Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives
One immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny, peg-legged minion
Now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here, but
…Wait, what's this? We're picking something up on another frequency
Let me patch it through
They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent
I never use guns, but I like explosives!
I'll stop the payload with my remote – click!
It's good news when I say "I've blown it!"
I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin'
Swipe me right on tinder because I'm smokin' – hot
Probably cuz I'm a pyro
My hair's on fire, if you need a light, though
I think aiming is overrated
Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
It's a perfect day for mayhem
Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
I've always got a leg up, mate
Send you sky high where the weather's great
That's a rap, now that you all know me
Show some love for my psycho roadie
Shut up, Rat, I'm sick of your voice
I'm paying you well, you've got no choice
I'm a demo expert, sorry if I'm a little wired
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hired
I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar
I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
With a mask that you'll never see me take off
Like Leatherface, straight outta Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk
I won't fat shame you, no need to sulk
I'm not a fatass, I'm on a bulk, you know
Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
Fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie
You mess with me, and I'll ruin you worse
Than Junkrat just did to this verse
Oh don't take it so personally, Roadhog
You just have to ruin everything
Well, I'll agree on that one! Ha ha ha ha!
Counting down
To detonation
Hold your ground
Eradication
Look around
It's devastation
Lay to waste all of creation
Light the fuse
Lock and load
Hit the juice
We're on the road
The rat and the hog, one hell of a pair
We're still not friends
But we are getting there
Really? Cuz this is hardly a start
You're just an obnoxious body to guard
But the money we're makin', the riches we're takin'
The bonds that we've made
And the friendship we're fakin'
You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off
You smell like roadkill and it's makin' me cough
Fire in the hole! I just saved your ass!
Oh. Damn.Thanks, I guess
Still without me, you would never win
And who's gonna help you? One of your chins?
Ha ha ha, okay, Rat, I'll give you that one
Look, I squeezed a laugh outta the fat one!
Here, take a burger, looks like you need it
Aw, thanks Roadie, I'm surprised you didn't eat it
I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak
Hold your breath if you're taking cover at my back
Oh god, not the toxic fumes
That's where the gas mask really comes in use
It's for radiation, and preventing infection
The stank you smell is my indigestion
I could light a match by your ass
We'd all be on fire this entire match!
And while you pester us, the rest of us are workin'
You're not a Junkrat, you're a worthless vermin
Through defenses I'm blowing holes
Who you gonna call for zone control?
Fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet
What's on your meal plan? I wanna try it
Double decker burgers, filet mignon
I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
I guess that one hits close to home
A little too close, you don't even know…
I remember a field, where the piggies would graze
Till the Omnics came in and all our nation was razed
Just thinking of bacon is heartache
A piece of me died on that dark day
Now I'm back on the road
With no family or friends
I ride my cycle alone
I guess this is how it ends
But wherever you go, I will follow
I'll be by your side if you want, so
When the rubble subsides
And the debris sweeps away
I'll look into your eyes
And I know what you'll say
We're a two man army
Stirring up anarchy
All our foes will be fried up
Just like shrimp on the barbie
Hop on my Harley, I want you in my sidecar
They've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart
In a totally platonic way
Well yes, that goes without saying
This is sufficiently awkward
Let's continue our rampage
Hey, Junkrat
What is it, you ol' bugger?
If you tell anyone about that
That what? Our singin' an' all?
I will kill you
Hehehehehe, yea yea, whatever you say mate
Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!