paroles de chanson Anti-Masturbation Song - Jestamang

Xavier was walking home from school
When something colorful caught his eye
Thin pages turning in the windy gutter

As he approached the pink plastic
And reached out to grab it
He saw the devil's clam in the air
And his tongue and eyes all grew hair

It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along
Shame is the game, so you better not be jerking off
God is always watching, so don't be wetting your socks

It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along

Johnny's friend gave him a CD
Music was horrid and seedy
Got to be indulgent and greedy

He whispered in his ears and his hands looked south
He was found dead
Foaming at the mouth

It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along
Shame is the game, so you better not be jerking off
God is always watching, so don't be wetting your socks

It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along

Sally had to tinkle when she was little
But she let the devil get the best of her
She put not one, not two, but three fingers inside
And was raped by Lucifer

It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along
Shame is the game, so you better not be jerking off
God is always watching, so don't be wetting your socks

It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along

Now remember kids
The daycare closes at 5PM
So your parents must pick you up by that time promptly

Cause the doors will be closed and locked
And you'll be forced to spend the night with me
We have so many activities planned

Now remember
It's never okay to touch yourself
But you should let Jesus touch you anyway