1 Mormons/Gay Marriage/Chimp Prostitution
2 Telepathy/Ted Haggard Got Cured of the Gay
3 I Didn't Come From a Monkey, I Came From Jesus/Evolution
4 Pot Stops You From Doing Stupid Shit/Mount Everest
5 I Made a Baby/Breast Milk
6 Black President/Illegal Weed/Gray Hair on My Balls
7 Intro
8 Pulling Out Doesn't Work
9 Anti-pot Talking Dogs
10 Pot Is Not for Everyone
11 Tiger Escapes from Zoo, Frees Person from Life
12 Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice
13 Touching Yourself Is Evolutionary, Don't Blow Yourself
14 I've Been Caught Masturbating Twice
15 Q&a - Two Very Gay Questions
16 Q&a - Animal Dicks
17 Q&a - Mike Goldberg
18 Q&a - Mother Fucker Living On the Edge
19 Q&a - 3 Questions, 2 Girls, 1 Cup
20 Q&a - Rape Choke & Goat's Vagina
21 Q&a - I Don't Want Shit On My Dick
22 Q&a - Shut the Fuck Up Whore
23 Q&a - Raising a Human Being
24 Q&a - Sucking 1000 Dicks In Front of Your Mom
25 Q&a - Anal Lubricant
26 Q&a - Taken a Lot of Jobs Because I'm a Whore
27 Q&a - Monkeys On Mushrooms
28 Q&a - Crazy Bitches Jumping On Fighters' Dicks
29 Outro