paroles de chanson The Presidents - Jonathan Coulton
Washington
came
first
and
he
was
perfect
John
Adams
kept
us
out
of
war
with
France
Jefferson
made
a
Louisiana
Purchase
In
1812
James
Madison
kicked
the
British
in
the
pants
James
Monroe
told
Europe
they
could
suck
it
John
Quincy
Adams
looked
just
like
his
Dad
Andrew
Jackson
got
rid
of
all
the
indians
Van
Buren
served
one
term
but
he
wasn′t
bad
William
Henry
Harrison
died
early
John
Tyler
annexed
Texas
from
Mexico
James
K.
Polk
fought
Mexico
to
keep
it
Taylor
was
a
Mexican
War
hero
Filmore
gave
a
boat
to
Commodore
Perry
Pierce
repealed
the
Missouri
Compromise
Buchanan
saw
the
Civil
War's
beginnings
Lincoln
saved
the
Union,
then
he
died
Andrew
Johnson
just
survived
impeachment
General
Grant
enjoyed
a
drink
or
two
Rutherford
B.
Hayes
ended
reconstruction
Garfield
was
asssassinated
in
1882
Arthur
suspended
Chinese
immigration
Cleveland
made
the
railroad
people
squirm
Harrison
signed
the
Sherman
Anti-Trust
Act
Grover
Cleveland
served
another
term
McKinley
kept
the
Spanish
out
of
Cuba
Roosevelt
was
handy
with
a
gun
Taft
was
big
and
fat
and
had
a
mustache
Wilson
kicked
some
ass
in
World
War
I
Harding
said
let′s
laissez
faire
with
business
Coolidge
made
the
roaring
20's
roar
Hoover
screwed
the
pooch
in
the
Great
Depression
Then
Roosevelt
beat
the
Nazis
in
a
war
Truman
dropped
the
bomb
on
Hiroshima
Eisenhower
kept
the
commies
well
in
hand
Kennedy
was
killed
by
a
magic
bullet
Johnson
murdered
kids
in
Vietnam
Nixon
was
a
sweating
filthy
liar
Ford
gave
Nixon
pardon
for
his
crimes
Carter
lusted
in
his
heart
for
peanuts
Reagan
won
the
Cold
War
and
lost
his
mind
George
Bush
senior
poked
at
Sadam
Hussein
Clinton
gave
an
intern
a
cigar
W's
legacy′s
a
work
in
progress
That
is
all
the
presidents
so
far
In
the
year
2005
we′re
out
of
money
Somewhere
surely
freedom's
on
the
march
I
don′t
like
to
make
political
statements
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