KJ Five Two

Ladies an' gentlemen
Now put your hands together for KJ-fifty two
Uh, actually it's five two
Oh, I'm sorry I meant KJ-90210
No it's KJ-52

Oh, excuse me, excuse me KJ-U571
No your not hearin' me it's five two, five two
Oh, I mean KJ-AK47
No man just pay attention man

My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ, five two, brown hair eyes of blue
20 lbs. cockin' in at six foot two
You can catch me watchin' Veggie Tales sippin' Mountain Dew
Spendin' too much money at the mall and Gadzooks

Now I'm rollin' through McDonald's I'm gettin' a number two
But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food
Here's your cheeseburger and plus your coke too
Ha, ha thanks a lot but where's my fries at fool?

I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school
I was like, "Now everybody gonna think that I'm cool
And the girls are gonna say I'm cuter than Tom Cruise"
But instead they laugh at me like the Sponge Bob dude

Lookin' back I don't know just how I made it through
But you live and learn, that just what you go through
'Cause nowadays kids be like "KJ rocks dude"

My name is KJ aka KJ five two
(Everybody stay tuned)
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ five two
Now ya'll be messin' up my name
It's not fifty two it don't stand for King James
I waited too long now so let me explain
John 6: 9 let me break it down plain

Five loaves two fishes is what a boy gave
So I took what I had and I just did the same
Put it all in his hands and I just walked away
I said, "Lord, it's all Yours You can have the whole thing"

I know what I bring it might sound a little strange
But I'm not in it just for this money or the fame
Feel just the same ain't nothin' ever changed
I still drive a mini van and naw I ain't ashamed

Sippin' Lipton Iced Tea dippin' switchin' lanes
Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game
Yellin' at the lame drivers sayin', "Get out of the way"

My name is KJ aka KJ five two
(Ya'll know the name)
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ five two

My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you

My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ aka KJ five two
My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
My name is KJ five two