Girlfriend

You can't help laughing at the jokes she makes, 'cause she's so funny
She's got a good job, but also daddy's trust-fund money
Rolls out of bed, perfect ten, like she's ready for the runway
Takes your momma to church on a Sunday
Everything you wanted, and she even loves Nirvana
Going on and on

I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
The things she does that you're in love with
Don't wanna hear 'bout
The way she touches you, the way she kisses
I wouldn't mind if she never existed
Truth is, say her name again and I might lose it
Yeah, I get it, honey, she's so pretty and she's so sweet
I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
'Cause I wish it was me

She's into indie-poetry, and gets along with all your buddies
You dad slaps you on the back, says that you're so lucky
She's perfect, but she's perfect for somebody else
I wish I was in your head instead, in case you couldn't tell
I mean, can't you tell?

I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
The things she does that you're in love with
Don't wanna hear 'bout
The way she touches you, the way she kisses
I wouldn't mind if she never existed
Truth is, say her name again and I might lose it
Yeah, I get it, honey, she's so pretty and she's so sweet
I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
'Cause I wish it was me
Yeah, I wish it was me

Sounds a little harsh, but you should break her heart
'Cause I think I look better in your sweatshirt and your car
Baby, oh my god
I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend

I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
The things she does that you're in love with
Don't wanna hear 'bout
The way she touches you, the way she kisses
I wouldn't mind if she never existed
Truth is, say her name again and I might lose it
Yeah, I get it, honey, she's so pretty and she's so sweet
I don't wanna talk about your girlfriend
'Cause I wish it was me
Oh yeah, I wish it was me