paroles de chanson Morning Wood - Lil Retard

Wake up in the morning little wood up in my pants
Wake up in the morning now my dick is in my hand
Open up the side drawer not the top one
Top one is full of piss open the bottom one
Real smooth now pull the lube out
Go to red tube now
Get to watchin' jews pound
Came in under a minute
Well now the truth's out
Lookin' down at my pubes now
Covered in my splooge now
I don't clean it up I leave it in my underwear
I'll never clean it and ill never buy another pair
I like shit in my pants
I like dick in my hands
I like big mommy milkers but my dick in her cans
I'm a naughty boy, I get horny when I party boy
Top or bottom I'm like doggy boy
Used to be a fucking nazi boy
But now I'm a libtard, I'm a commie boy
I need sloppy toppy, in a Maserati
Cause I crashed the Audi
Like classic cardi, baby call me papi, and I'll call you mommie
Pussy ball like johnny beat it up like hockey like
God damn I'm fucking back again
I - bust a nut in her crack again
Backshots I'm doing that again
I'm blasting them
At her fucking cheeks when I'm clapping them
I -
Shit my pants like Katelyn Bennet
Dick in her mouth I'm her favourite dentist
I'm on reddit with foot fetish
Looking for devilish emo girls and they better not be British
Like
"Oi innit bruv, runneth thy pockets"
Shut the fuck up and suck on my cock
Its small, kick a soccer ball, at my cock and ball
Need a doctor called, cum too fucking hard
I jerk off at least twice a day
I -
Know the bible says it's not okay
I mean either way I'm gonna die some day
So, why not jerk the pain away
So I'm cumming and cumming, I let it blow like a trumpet
I watch it laid on my stomach, its all on my belly button
I scrape it off in a bucket, I grab a sock and I fuck it, and say
"I'm proud of you" with the sock as a puppet
I'm uncircumcised, and I flirt with guys cause
Guys know how to jerk it right
Shake it side to side, daddy fucking me right
Pin me down and he piping up my booty all night
I -
Wake up in the morning and I think I'm straight again
Getting down on my knees I gotta pray again
Looking to my side, my daddy is awake again
"Aw fuck" he looked at me and I came again