paroles de chanson Robotdog - MC Chris

I got an allergy for every pedigree
So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please he's always gotta pee
But he never sips a drip this chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the ho's instead of playing fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of Tiffany and Stefanie
That brings up Emily she was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl right out from under me
Sometimes I wonder why I supply the energy
To my mortal enemy that should be a best friend to me

Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off
I said robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off

He never pays the rent he kicks me out of bed
I'm the pissed submissive he's the fuckin' dominance
And it's been really tense I'm feigning impotence
I got a robot dog and haven't gotten any since
All my pals are fuckin' melancholy malcontents
From Malcolm In The Middle To Malcolm X
He eats fillet Mignon I'm eating fuckin' Alphabits
And the motherfucker just left me The consonants
I hold his leash while he gets all the compliments
He gets more attention than a one eyed elephant
He's in the club I'm in my car out of my element
In a Honda Element feeling irrelelvent
But it's on like it's Vaughn comma Vince
I wanna be gone like I'm Jon Favreau havin' a fit
He's surrounded by chicks rubbing their D cup tits
I flip the toilet lid Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids

Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off
I said Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off