What the Fuck

You could be in a movie
Be a star of stage and screen
You could get old and lose your leg to gangrene
Or you could be a sports hero
The champion of the champions league
You could get your brains smashed in like Muhammad Ali

What the fuck do I care?
What the fuck do I care?
If the pole's both mad and there's no home for the polar bear
I'm hot for the lot with a chick in my block
She's got red hair
What the fuck do I care?

You could pray to Jesus
Or Allah or Satan maybe
Or you could spend the time getting high and watching TV
You could be big business
The chairman of the company
But you're ugly as sin and you never get laid for free

So what the fuck do I care?
What the fuck do I care?
If the pole's both mad and there's no home for the polar bear
I'm hot for the lot with a chick in my block
She's got red hair
What the fuck do I care?

We could be together
The romance of the century
But it's late at night and you ain't talking to me
And you could be the answer
I could be the one
I could walk away and leave it all undone

What the fuck do I care?
What the fuck do I care?
If the pole's both mad and there's no home for the polar bear
I'm hot for the lot with a chick in my block
She's got red hair
So what the fuck do I care?