Latina

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The following events
Are based on a true story
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Met this little cutie little sweet little Latina (Uh)
Did my lil thang you know "Wassup" and "Nice to meet ya" (Yeah)
She said "If ju wanna get with me ju gotta keep up (Okay)
And meet up with my papi first to see if ju's a keeper" (Yeah)
I said "Woah
Yeah, fuck that" (Haha)
I know so much better than to meet up someone that (Facts)
Would prolly wanna fuck me up for tryna be in ya pants (Yeah)
She said then lets gets married
I'm like "Bitch that is a dumb plan" (Haha)
I'm just tryna beat it up
I make a mess I sweep it up (Yeah)
But that don't mean I'm tryna make my death happen in advance (Nah)
That's when she got pissed and made a call
Next minute, a van (Ou)
Pulled up with all her uncles, cousins, neices
Even some aunts (Vroom)
I'm like "Ugh man, just wait a minute" (Hol' up)
They said "Now, get married or you'll wait to give it" (Yeah)
I'm like "1, 23 4
Okay, lets kick it" (Yeah)
Then they tried to run me over
Can't blame me I'm just too slick cause you know

The way I sweep her off her feet she call me cleaner
She got daddy issues so she want my weiner
She's so spicy and she only gettin' meaner
That's whatchu get when ju done fuck with a Latina
First you gotta go to papi get the blessins (Get the blessins)
But is it really worth all that stressin'
But shit then again, have you even seen her?
That's whatchu get when ju done fuck with a Latina

Now the boss battle, begins (Okay)
'Cause papi pulled up
Ain't gon' run again (Oh, shit)
This is my battle now
Can't call my friends (Alright, alright, alright)
It's mano a mano
Let's put an end to all this shit
He put his hands up and tried to rock me
Do not get cocky (Nah)
I danced on him at my top speed
I'm feelin' bossy
I ran on him
Tried to stop me
Pulled out his glock
I tried to scram but I think he shot me
When he done let that thingy off
Blop blop blop, I'm bleedin', uh
He was glad to see me fall but didn't see he hit a doll (Yeah)
I was standin' right behind him this whole time
And he was shocked (That's right)
Whatchu know bout substitution
Man he couldnt even talk (Haha)
He had to see his daughter walk because (Yeah)

The way I sweep her off her feet she call me cleaner
She got daddy issues so she want my weiner
She's so spicy and she only gettin' meaner
That's whatchu get when ju done fuck with a Latina
First you gotta go to papi get the blessins (Get the blessins)
But is it really worth all that stressin'
But shit then again, have you even seen her?
That's whatchu get when ju done fuck with a Latina