Stripper Vicar - Live

Dear Mavis I've been prone to write this letter
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor

Dear Mavis I've been prone to write this letter
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
If you haven't then you know you really oughta
I was worried so I went to see the vicar
But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper

Dear Mavis it was very strange to see you
So I thought I'd write a nasty little opinion
Should I cuss or maybe point him to the carpet?
Or maybe I should give him out in some professional
If I tell on him I'll call him plastic sculpture
But the only thing that's stripper in your class is plastic trousers

Mavis who's opinion are we really seeing?
Mavis who's opinion are we truly hearing?
Should we laugh yeah yeah, while he's still alive?
Should we laugh yeah yeah, now that he is dead?
Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it

Dear Mavis thought I'd follow up my letter
Drop a line about the men of our vicar
Little tragedy his terminal disease
When he gets up out his stockings and suspenders
So dear Mavis if you care as much or better
Then I hope you've found a higher scourge
You are the vicar's daughter

Mavis who's opinion are we really seeing? (Oh yes we are)
Mavis who's opinion are we truly hearing?
Now that he is dead
Should we laugh yeah yeah, now that he is dead?
Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it

And we know him as our vicar
And by that I've got some stripper
And our vicar got suspended
In his stockings and suspenders
And he's making life a war
While he dresses like his daughter
And you know that he's a ripper
Cos we've seen him

Should we laugh yeah yeah, now that he is dead?
Should we laugh yeah yeah, now that he is dead?
Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it

Oh fuck