paroles de chanson Learn To Cook - Mighty Sparrow

All you want is to wear all them fancy clothes
Looking sharp like a tack and you're gonna pose
But you ain't not one for cooking and you won't learn
The last night you made some jello - it burned!

I don't care if you look so glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry:
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!

All you can think about is the way you look
Pretty up like a doll in a storybook
I put up with you and your fashion parade too long
If you think looking pretty is all you're wrong,
You're wrong, you're wrong!

I don't care how you're nice and you're glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry:
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!

Every day you dress up like a circus horse
And you don't give a damn about what it costs
Too much, too much, every new dress and bag and shoe
Facial massage, manicure and hairdo!

I don't care how you're nice and you're glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry:
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!

From now on honey-bunch, this is your duty
Buy a book, cook and learn every recipe
Otherwise it's outside your window for all them clothes
You have one week to learn to cook or it's close

I don't care how you're nice and you're glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry:
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!
If you can't cook doo-doo, I don't want you!