911?

Girl, I don't know why he keep doin' this shit to me
And I don't know why I keep puttin' up with his bullshit
You know I'm good to that nigga Shaniqua and I always let you know
But you know what? This is the last
Time that motherfucker's gonna hurt me
And this is the last time that motherfucker's gonna hurt anybody
Hold on, here come his dumb ass right now
Yo, bitch, why the fuck you keep blowin' up my motherfuckin' pager?
Keep blowin' up your pager? What the fuck
You mean I keep blowin' up your pager?
'Cause I seen your ass in the mall today with some bitch, motherfucker
Some bitch? Nah
Boy, you better get the fuck out my face with that dumb shit
Nah, what the fuck?
Don't be tryna play me, nigga, I ain't no sucker
What the fuck is you talkin' about?
What I'm talkin' about?
Yo, what is you doin'?
This what the fuck I'm talkin' about
Hey, Shaniqua, I did it, girl, come get me
Can't believe this bitch shot me
Damn, where the phone at?
Shit

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What the fuck is this shit?
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What the shit?
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Where the fuck her phone at?
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Hello, 911, can I help you?
Hello? Hello?
Stupid ass