paroles de chanson Every Sperm Is Sacred - Monty Python

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I′ve never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They′ll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six-footer
You don′t have to have a great brain
You don′t have to have any clothes on, you're
A Catholic the moment Dad came

Because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can′t be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God get quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O′er mountain, hill, and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate