paroles de chanson The Yes Yes Show - Parokya Ni Edgar feat. Francis M.

You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message via visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute señorita
Triple the tequila just to hotten up the flavor
Chugging down on my JMB
While checking the parts of my date's anatomy

Forget the brains
Forget the personality
What I'm after is your effects on my gravity
Like Trinity
Flying high with her kicks
And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message via visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Flip the tip as skip to the next trip
Flashing some cash and some rockstar bullshit
Going in for the thrill
I got us a room in a fancy hotel
And we've got everything we need
A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed
And we start to impress as we start to undress
Stop the press we need to get this

You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message via visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

I'd like to keep it going coz I've got it going on
But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so

Ehem my name is Vinci and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
They say I'm bad but I am good
So shut up now and eat some food

Tsong ano problema mo ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono parang kang nangngatwiran
Ano bang naatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon ka na sikat wala ka bang ibang talent

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling ako kumanta
Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mo linagay mo ng kulay ang kanta
Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa alam natin mas ok nung ako'y kumanta
Tsong naman please lang wag ka na magyabangan
Alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lamang
Ilan na ba talagang nagawa mong kanta
Ilan wala e ano ngayon

Alam naman naming lahat
Na si Vinci naman talaga dapat ang vocalist
Ng parokya band
Parokya Ni Edgar

Teka lang one minute
Pwede bang paki ulit maaring may mali ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
E ni isang kata lang man wala kang naisulat
E bat ibang singers na kahit hindi nila sinulat
Ang kinakanta nila ay sobrang sumikat
Tulad ko at ni kino at ni benedic aquino
Na wala pa yata pang masisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit
Baka makatikim ka ng seswela de kamayo
Na si sista el de gato na sislwila de contodo
Talaga di nga ilan taon na ba ako
Di porket koryano ka magaling ka magtaikwando
Huwag kang mangangas sa lalaking may balabas
Kami ang mga tipong na hindi umaatras

Ang mag kaaway ipagbati gumitna ka
At wag kumampi lahat tayo, y magkakapatid
Ano mang mali ay ituwid mag dasal sa diyos na ama
Maging banal at wag hangal habagat
Pagdating sa bilis nag liliyab
Bkit ba nag kakandarapaang ibay bumabagsak
Isa isa dalawa tatlo kahit sino
Na ngangatog ang mga tuhod kapag akoy na papanood
Si kiko po ang inyong linkod sa gitna nyo susunod
Akoy d tuod akoy turumpo kangkarot kung imikot
Kasi alam naman ng lahat kung sino ang talagang dapat
Kumuha kayo ng makamandag naka lalason na taga bagyo
Malupit damdamin ni kiko alam ninyong matagal na ko nan dito
Sa tarabahong to tumitindi habang kumakanta
Sing tigas ng puno ng nara simula ng
Flor de luna mara clara at kirara
Akoy isang orig nasa bagets at tsaka ninja kids
Sumasabay sa parokya at sa death threat
Ready for a battle and I never gonna run
Francis M I'm still number one, yeah!

Ahh di namin alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala