paroles de chanson The K. Rool Way: A Dk Isle Campaign Song (feat. AJ Pinkerton) - Random Encounters feat. AJ Pinkerton

Why, what a fortuitous stroke of luck
For you to meet this savvy croc,
Whose every interest
Co-interest with your own!
It's very clear to me that you're wise,
And i can see it in your eyes
That this whole rendevouz's
Confounded you, y'know
Well it's no coincidence at all,
Because these incidences all
Have by designment caused al i gnment
Betwixt us two!
So gather 'round, my near friends,
And listen to my most
Informational disposition
As i conduct my introduction
Just for you!
Oh, everybody knows i'm evil!
Rottent to the core,
Straight through and through!
I'm despicable and mean,
And i'm dastardly and green!
I'm horrible consortable,
It's true!
Oh, everybody knows i'm wretched!
I'm volatile and violent every day!
I'm vicious and unkind,
Unabashed and unrefined!
So act like I and try the
K. Rool Way!
"The K. Rool Way," you say,
"How queer!"
Yes, gather 'round! Inclime your ear!
For I right here
Am very clearly King K. Rool!
And since I've heard you
All complaining, I'm now
Presidentially campaigning!
Eryu, my malevolental governmental rule!
And while you may find this commercial
A wee bit quasi-controversial,
I'll very soon send burly goons
To break your legs!
And when it comes Election Day,
I fully expectto hear you say...
That you have wrote on your vote
That you support the K.Rool Way!
Oh, no one's quite as qualified
As K. Rool!
I know much more than
How to dance and sing!
I've doctorate degree,
Did naval service out at sea,
And I'm still a first class killer
In the ring!
Oh, everybody wants to join
My army!
Just sign this dotted line!
Enlist today!
Be you muscle-bound and ripped,
Or quite flabby and unfit,
Either's fine!
So mind The K. Rool Way!
Come one, come all!
Today's the day!
It's time to try The K. Rool Way!
Why spend time on legislation
For something dall as "education?"
Let's allocate our precious funds
On something cool, like laser guns!
A cannon 90 meters long
To shoot and blow up Donkey Kong!
Amd once his island is no more,
I'll steal his gold Banana horde!
Everybody knows I'm brilliant!
No monky makes a monky out of me!
I'll use my foxy girth
To jump around and shake the earth!
Then I'll flatten
All combatants expertly!
Oh, everybody knows...
...I'M AWSOME!!!
It's clear that I'm superior to DK!
Support my wicked schemes,
Or I'll liquify your spleens!
Fall in line behind
The K. Rool Way!