paroles de chanson Erik The Awful - Ray Stevens
Way
back
in
history
along
the
Nordic
coast
That
was
the
sound
all
the
people
feared
the
most
It
would
echo
thru
the
night
up
and
down
the
foggy
fj-ord
It
was
Erik
and
the
bloodthirsty
Horde!
Chorus:
Erik
the
Awful,
the
Brutal
and
Tenacious
Erik
the
Awful,
the
Ruthless
and
Courageous
Subtle
as
a
chainsaw,
lacking
all
the
Social
Graces
You
can
run,
but
you
cannot
hide!
YES!
And
as
the
oars
of
the
sleek,
fierce
Viking
ship
cut
thru
the
water
like
Knives
thru
the
fog-shrouded
Nordic
sea,
transporting
the
wild,
marauding
Band
of
Viking
heathens
stealthily
towards
their
unsuspecting,
slumbering
Victims,
there
he
stood,
on
the
foredeck,
Erik
the
Awful,
the
wildest,
Bloodthirstiest
Viking
of
them
all!
(His
Momma
named
him
Erik
'cause
she
couldn't
spell
AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)
He
had
a
hairy
head,
a
hairy
face,
hairy
chest,
hairy
legs,
hairy
boots
and
a
Hairy
hat,
shaped
like
a
big
bullet
with
horns
comin'
out
the
sides...
and
Once
he
started
after
ya
he'd
NEVER
stop!
He'd
turn
to
his
oarsmen
in
his
37
oared
fj-ord
and
he'd
say:
"MORDEN
BORDEN
FJORDEN
GORDEN!"
which
was
Viking
for:
"YA-HOO!,
RAVAGE,
PILLAGE,
PLUNDER,
MAIM
AND
PUT
BIG
HICKEYS
ON
ALL
THEM
FAIR
DAMSELS!"
Chorus:
And
it
was
Erik
the
Awful,
the
Brutal
and
Tenacious
Erik
the
Awful,
mercy
sakes!
and
goodness
gracious!
His
appetite
for
slaughter
was
simply
voracious
You
gotta
sleep
with
your
sneakers
by
your
side!
YES!
And
when
the
villagers
heard
that
awful
battle-cry:
* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO!
*
That's
the
one!
They
would
run
for
their
lives,
fleeing
over
hills
and
Thru
valleys
to
the
river,
whereupon
they
would
walk
mid-stream
for
37
and
1/2
Miles,
climbing
out
on
the
low-lying
branch,
shinnying
down
a
young
sapling
Onto
rocky
ground
and
leaping
from
stone
to
stone
until
they
arrived
one
week
Later
at
a
secret
cave
97
miles
away,
and
as
they
sat
down
for
the
first
time
To
catch
their
breath,
outside
they
heard:
"YA-HOOOO!
MORDEN
BORDEN
FJORDEN
GORDEN!"
Chorus:
Yes,
it
was
Erik
the
Awful,
the
Brutal
and
Tenacious
Erik
the
Awful,
turned
up
in
the
darndest
places
Subtle
as
a
chainsaw,
lacking
all
the
Social
Graces
You
can
run,
but
you
cannot
hide!
OH!
And
this
time
they
cut
south
to
Paris,
bought
tickets
on
the
Orient
Express
to
Istanbul,
hired
a
U-Haul
to
the
Coast,
jumped
a
Greek
freighter
Across
the
Mediterranian
Sea
to
MON-golia,
hooked
up
with
a
camel
caravan
into
The
heart
of
the
Gobi
Desert,
and
as
they
paused
at
an
oasis,
to
lift
one
Handful
of
cool
water
to
their
parched
lips,
over
their
shoulder
they
heard:
"YA-HOOOO!
MORDEN
BORDEN
FJORDEN
GORDEN!"
They
fled
to
Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO!
*
They
fled
to
the
Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO!
*
Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO!
*
Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO!
*
Toledo
and
Heyhailea,
Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO!
*
But
it
was
no
use!
They
finally
succumbed
to
a
savage
plundering
and
Pillaging
followed
by
a
big
hickey
party
on
the
outskirts
of
what
is
now
Washington,
DC,
where
the
decendants
of
Erik
can
still
be
found
today,
Working
as
Special
Agents
for
the
IRS!
Erik
later
amassed
a
small
fortune
posing
for
Molly
Hatchet
album
covers,
And
did
stuntwork
for
Arnold
Schwartzenegger
in
Conan
the
Barbarian!
He
also
Won
an
Academy
Award
for
his
dual
role
as
a
train
wreck
and
his
tender
Portrayal
of
King
Kong's
daddy!
Oh,
you
might
remember
the
end
of
that
one:
There
wasn't
a
dry
eye
in
the
house
when
he
married
the
Empire
State
Building.
And
who
could
forget
the
evening
he
ate
the
entire
Kingdom
of
the
East?
With
no
sugar?
Chorus:
Erik
the
Awful,
the
Brutal
and
Tenacious
Erik
the
Awful,
the
Hungry
and
Voracious
Subtle
as
a
chainsaw,
lacking
all
the
Social
Graces
You
can
run
but
you
cannot
hide!
* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO!
*
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2 Too Drunk Too Fish
3 Misty
4 Freudian Slip
5 Sittin' Up With The Dead
6 Everything Is Beautiful
7 Power Tools
8 Drivers Education
9 Hang Up And Drive
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)
12 Blue Angel
13 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The End?)
14 Pledging My Love
15 The Woogie Boogie
16 Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
17 The Haircut Song
18 The Streak
19 The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
20 Family Funeral Fight
21 Deerslayer
22 Safe At Home
23 Boogie Woogie
24 Virgil And The Moonshot
25 The Hustler
26 Osama Yo’ Mama
27 Hello Mama
28 Let’s Roll
29 We’re Havin’ A Baby
30 When The Kids Are Gone
31 Turn Your Radio On
32 Kitty Cat’s Revenge
33 Juanita & The Kids
34 Thank You
35 Shriner's Convention
36 Nashville
37 Erik The Awful
38 The Dog Song
39 The Cat Song
40 When I Get Over You
41 The Pirate Song
42 Come On Home To Baseball
43 Gitarzan
44 Bridget The Midget
45 Bon Temps Roulette
46 Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five-Piece Band)
47 Gone For Good
48 Stand Up
49 The King Of Christmas
50 Be Your Own Best Friend
51 Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
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