Joe By The Book

In a tailspin with the mistress of the blacktop
Oh, Jude, my god
Who'd you fool to borrow this race car?
I can't get it to start again
There's a pigeon in the fan
Would you lend me a hand?
Push it up to Shamrock's
And have Joe take a look
They call him Joe by the book
And I trust him
'Cause he fixed my grandma's Cadillac
She threw it to rots
And he didn't even charge her for the block
He accidentally bought it too
Back in '95
Ain't much to modify
Engine mounts and manifolds
Got the parts in the yard
Even lent her car
Would you kick the wheel real hard?
Oh, damn it, Jude
You should get paid to waste my time
You're the professor of the nickel and the dime
I'll see you tomorrow
Say hey to the girls
Would you bring me that shirt I lent you?