paroles de chanson Who's Yo Daddy - Rhett and Link
Who′s
yo
daddy?
My
father.
Who's
yo
daddy?
My
father.
And
he′s
better
than
your
daddy.
Huh?
(Who's
yo
daddy?)
My
daddy
can
bench
press
400
pounds,
800
if
he
uses
both
arms.
My
daddy
can
make
a
delicious
pizza
using
nothing
but
found
items
from
your
backyard.
My
daddy
ran
a
marathon
in
under
2 hours...
on
his
hands.
My
daddy
was
the
lead
singer
of
90%
of
all
popular
80s
hair
bands.
(Who's
yo
daddy?)
My
daddy
runs
the
economy
from
an
office
buried
deep
within
the
earth′s
core.
My
daddy
catches
swordfish
with
a
fish
sword.
A
Fish
Sword.
My
daddy
has
a
monkey
butler
that
brings
him
bananas
and
fresh
herbal
teas.
My
daddy
won
a
Pulitzer
Prize
the
last
time
he
wrote
a
list
of
groceries.
My
daddy
was
arrested
once
for
smelling
too
good
for
being
too
handsome.
My
daddy
kidnapped
himself
and
then
escaped
instead
of
paying
his
own
ransom.
My
daddy
jumped
out
of
a
plane
and
landed
safely
on
another
plane
flying
at
a
lower
altitude.
My
daddy
conducted
all
the
surveys
used
over
the
past
30
years
on
the
Family
Feud.
My
daddy
invented
the
wheel.
My
daddy
invented
inventions.
My
daddy
put
up
a
cardboard
cutout
of
himself
in
our
cul-de-sac
for
crime
prevention.
(Who′s
yo
daddy?)
My
daddy
is
an
astronaut
fireman
specializing
in
space
fires.
My
daddy
plans
to
relax
by
working
on
a
oil
rig
when
he
retires.
(Who's
yo
daddy?)
My
daddy
has
a
festival
set
up
in
his
honor
called
"Dadcon,"
where
people
cosplay
as
my
dad.
My
daddy
choreographed
the
knife
fight
for
Michael
Jackson′s
bad.
You
mean
Beat
it.
Yes.
That.
My
daddy
can
get
gardens
to
grow
just
by
looking
at
them
in
a
nurturing
manner.
My
daddy
challenged
the
Hulk
to
a
fight,
but
the
Hulk
got
scared
and
turned
into
Bruce
Banner.
(Who's
yo
daddy?)
My
daddy
won
a
best
daddy
competition
where
he
and
your
daddy
were
the
only
competitors.
My
daddy
was
an
editor
on
Alien
vs.
Predator.
Really?
Yeah,
but
he
was
uncredited.
My
daddy
is
an
olympic
gold
medalist
in
all
events
except
"Not
Being
Awesome".
My
daddy
genetically
engineered
a
plant
to
grow
fully-fried
onion
blossoms.
My
daddy
could
beat
up
your
daddy.
That′s
it?
Yep.
My
daddy
was
elected
president,
but
he
turned
it
down
because
he
was
like
"I
don't
Feel
like
it".
My
daddy
released
the
kraken,
just
so
he
could
smite
it.
My
daddy
wins
at
every
card
game
he
plays
except
solitaire,
where
it′s
a
draw.
My
daddy
has
never
failed
to
retrieve
a
prize
at
that
game
with
the
claw.
(Who's
Yo
daddy?)
My
daddy
created
a
barbecue
recipe
beloved
by
people
of
both
North
AND
South
Carolina.
My
daddy
was
asked
to
build
a
fence
once.
Maybe
you've
heard
of
it,
it′s
called
The
Great
Wall
of
China.
My
daddy
can
teleport.
My
daddy
has
telekinesis.
My
daddy
can
telekinesisport,
meaning
he
has
the
ability
to
move
objects
with
his
Mind
and
then
mentally
transport
himself
over
to
where
he
moved
them
so
he
can
then
use
that
object
over
in
the
place
that
he
moved
it
to.
My
daddy
knows
how
to
end
a
song
perfectly.
Just
like
I
do.
(Who′s
yo
daddy?)
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