Galactic Banana Republic

Narrator: Scoochie realized too late that the bionic seductress
Had been sent by Dax Pulsar
Who turned him over to Lord Blomp
Who locked him away on an asphalt asteroid
In the Galactic Banana Republic
A commercial hellscape where "shop til you drop"
Was no fun slogan, but a grim mandate
After a grueling day of selling out
Scoochie returned to his cell
Flopped onto his futon
And sat square on his nuss