Radio Spiteful

Smirnoff on the TV, crap on the radio
Should have known better
Gotten in early for a good show
All radames and artificial sleaze
Have anything you please
Just so long as it's healthy
And advertised brands

You spend too much time
Talking about who you are
Spend too much time
Propping up the bar

Well, the pub's full of sleaze
The kids with new ruse
Wear Kiki Bond shoes
Scramble around, chill by loads
Hustle for his home
The new Vodafone
Squares us on his own
Darts and ice, buy it in loads
By the way

And spends too much time
Talking about who he is
And next year's big number
Content to not amaze

You spend too much time
Talking about who you are
You spend too much time
Propping up the bar

Oh, Smirnoff on the TV, crap on the radio
Should have known better
Gotten in early for a good show
Status on the leaze and artificial leaze
Take everything you see
Ask someone who cares
Anyway

You spend too much time
Talking about who you are
Spend too much time
Curious who you are