paroles de chanson We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Spoof) - Shane Dawson feat. Wendy McColm

Taylor, I think we need to talk
About what?
Maybe you and me should take a break
Who is she?
There's no-one else, I just need some space
Fuck you, I will make you pay
What?!

I'm gonna add you to my 'Shit List'
What list?
I'll write a song about your baby dick
It's average
I'm gonna cry and then I'll Tweet a pic
I'll say, "He cheated, then dumped me
Hash-tag TeamTayTay."

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Song about you will go number one and
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Tween girls will sing, "baby dick, baby dick."

You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor.
You got herpes, herpes, herpes, just thank John Mayer.
I fucked Jake and I fucked Joe
And I fucked Zac Efron. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.

I see you found yourself
A new whore, whore.
Good thing I brought
My friend chloroform.

You will never ever, ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I'll have no mercy.
Policemans are my biggest fans so they'll never arrest me.
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.

You got your ass kicked, ass kicked, ass kicked by a blond girl.
You're such a pussy, pussy, pussy, I can't believe I fucked you.
I'm tired of these gay actor guys, it's time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever fuck with Taylor.