paroles de chanson Ultimate Douchebag Medley - Smosh

As long as I′m wealthy,
I'll never be starving,
Never be homeless,
Never be broke.
As long as I′m wealthy,
My toilet is platinum,
My toothbrush is rhino horn,
Wipe my ass with gold.
As long as I'm wealthy...
One time
Cops came into my house
And found a bunch of weed
Then I made my black friend
Take the fall for me.
One time...
I got a bunch of tattoos (got tattoos)
If you read them,
You can get clues. (You can get clues)
To what I had for lunch
Shit dawg I've got a bunch.
On my neck,
On my back,
On my chest,
On my abs,
A bunch of tattoos.
Uh, uh,
You love me.
Haha.
I like to pee in buckets
And throw eggs at my neighbors.
Make kissy faces at the camera,
Spit on my fans and haters.
I love Selena Gomez
But I love Brazilian prostitutes more.
Swaggy!
I like to pee in buckets
Ain′t no other words rhyme with more.
I like to pee in buckets
Ain′t no other words rhyme with more.
Uh, uh,
You love me.
Eh.
I totally wish I was black
So people ain't saying I′m white
Totally wish, to-to-totally wish
And ohh
I want to run all over the paparazzi
And ohh
Splatter them over the hood
Of my two million dollar Bugatti.
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby no.
Like baby, baby, baby ohh.
Sag my pants past my dick
Oh yeah.
Past my dick.
Looks like I pooed in it.
Oh yeah.
Pooed in it.
Sag my pants past my dick
Oh yeah.
Past my dick.
Looks like I pooed in it.
Oh yeah.
Pooed in it