paroles de chanson Christmas in July - Stephen Colbert

This week, you and me
We will witness history
As the RNC crowns their orange manatee

We'll see wacky hats, crazy ties
Worn by thousands of white guys
An entire airplane hangar
Filled with Donald Trump's ex-wives

We'll se Newton, Ron, and Rand
Maybe members of the Klan
But no Muslims or Latinos
Because I think they've all been banned

It will be crazy
You can't deny
It's like Christmas in July
In Cleveland

To the Quicken Loans Arena
It's the finest place you've seen-a
It can merely fit each person
Fired by Carly Fiorina

It's the Q, but let's be clear
Q doesn't stand for queer
Though it really doesn't matter
There aren't many of them here

It will be crazy
You can't deny
It's like Christmas in July
Build a wall on me, dancing delegates

And there's so much more in store
'Cause it's not one night, it's four!
So...

Reince Priebus will campaign
Huffing paint to ease the pain
And Paul Ryan will be crying
While Ben Carson juggles brains

Ted Cruz is drinking whiskey
No one's sitting with Chris Christie
And Mitt Romney bunches in to say
"Does anybody miss me?"

Jeb is in the bathroom yelling "Why?"
It's like Christmas in July

The party of Lincoln
Had better start drinking
It's like Christmas in July