Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo

I walked in the band just started
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this ruckus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And after two rounds of Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and no memory

Then after three rounds of Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds of Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well, around five or around six
I forgot what I came to forget
After round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds of Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and I was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

One round with Jose Cuervo
I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo
Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
Five, or was it four? Four or five
Six rounds with Jose Cuervo
Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo
Ten rounds with Jose Cuervo