The Ted Commandments

1   Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
2   Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
3   I Shit Me
4   Babies Bite Back (Live At the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988) [Bonus Track]
5   The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (Demo Version) [Bonus Track]
6   Opium Is the Religion of the Masses (Live at The Club, June 24 1988) [Bonus Track]
7   (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out [Live at the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988] {Bonus Track}
8   Get Thee In My Behind, Satan (Live At the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988) [Bonus Track]
9   Existentialtism (Live At the Corner Hotel, May 30, 1988) [Bonus Track]
10   Volare
11   Kill Americans
12   Defecate On My Face
13   The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
14   And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'
15   The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
16   Slave To The Economist
17   The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
18   The Ted Commandments
19   Morisson Hostel
20   Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
21   Ezra Pound-Axe King
22   Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
23   I Drive A Truck
24   I'm Interested In Apathy
25   Saturday Night Palsy
26   The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
27   If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
28   40 Years - Then Death
29   Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
30   The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
31   Choose Bad Smack
32   The Fosters Car Park Boogie
33   Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow