paroles de chanson The Beards' Club - The Beards

The beards club stood in the middle of town
And if you didn't have a beard, then you weren't allowed
At 18 years old, Billy couldn't grow a beard
He wanted one bad but he'd been trying for years
Billy couldn't even grow a goatee
And the bouncers always said, "No beard, no entry"
By the time he was 20, Billy managed a beard
It was patchy and mangey, but it got him in
He walked up to the bar, and pulled up a seat
The bearded man behind the bar said, "What'll it be?"
Billy flashed a bearded smile and said, "I'll have a pint"
The barman flashed one back and said, "Welcome inside"
Welcome to the beards club
Welcome to the beards club
Welcome to the beards club
Come the fuck inside
Well everthing was going fine, til in walked a guy
Beard down to his chest, he was 7 feet high
The barman said, "Hey, I don't want a scene"
But the giant, bearded man walked up to Billy
The giant wandered at Billy's face and said,
"You call that a beard?!"
He grabbed Billy by the throat and said, "Get out of here"
And stay away from the beards club
Stay away from the beards club
Stay away from the beards club
Stay the fuck away
Well the giant, bearded man was gonna throw Billy out
But Billy'd come this far, he wasn't giving up now
He grabbed the giants beard and he tore it away
And everybody starred at his baby smooth face
The giant's fake beard fell down
Dowwn to the floor
The barman turned to the giant and said,
"Sorry, you're not welcome here no more"
So stay away from the beards club
Stay away from the beards club
Stay away from the beards club
Stay the fuck away
WELCOME TO THE BEARDS CLUB
Welcome to the beards club
Welcome to the beards club
Welcome to the beards club
BEARDS!